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Quick Rapture Question

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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 08:25 PM
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Does anybody know if they'll be using TSA body scanners tomorrow before letting people into the gates of Heaven?

No seriously...I heard they faked the radiation tests, i'm concerned for my health.




posted on May, 20 2011 @ 08:43 PM
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No, No they won't.

The scanners have to determine you have testicles before you can get to heaven.

TSA workers and you are safe... Ooooops... sorry I meant TSA workers..(Men AND Women)

No harm no foul.

It was a joke... Don't bring that equipement to my house please.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 08:54 PM
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If you opt out you will still get a pre-rapture grope down.



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