posted on May, 20 2011 @ 08:37 PM
from the dog:
"How hard is it to just pick up the doodoo from the carpet without ranting for 10 minutes. I mean, a girl's gotta go when she's gotta go. Paw at the
door? Oh, the humanity. It's soo much easier to just...go. I mean, it's the size of a cheeto...you'll live. Oh, and that two year old? I know my eyes
are a little on the buggy side, but he doesn't need to poke them. Oh, and those cats? *****EDITED BY MODERATOR FOR PROFANITY***
And what's with these dresses I keep getting forced into...."
from the female cat:
"LOL stupid dog. I get free roam of the house. And she has to wear those stupid lookin dresses...and what's with this other cat? Could he refrain from
licking my head for a minute? What is he, my mother? What a douche. Oh, and that guy walking around naked? Put some shorts on, I'm a year away from
being a senior, I don't want to go blind early."
from the male cat:
"durrrr, food. durrrr, food. Water? glug glug?" /hairball
edit on 20-5-2011 by Vanna because: bc my cat is male not mail