Are you ready for THE RAPTURE?

Let me see I got my porn stash, brewskies, condoms(cuz you're never sure who you're gonna meet up there..) , don't forget the lube....angels might be freaks.......and some cigarettes.

Damn gonna suck if nothing happens..just gave this bum my car..

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I do not know how to put this into words but I know the exact youtube video that tells it like it is...

im ready right here. got me a box of band-aids, a fancy little flash light and some good music.
bring it.

Not a joke - I'm really scared of heights, and I've found the possibility of suddenly being pulled above the clouds rather horrifying.
I'd rather face the Tribulation following the rapture.
So I've tweaked my beliefs just to be wicked enough to stay on solid ground.

Originally posted by kerazeesicko
Let me see I got my porn stash(, brewskies, condoms(cuz you're never sure who you're gonna meet up there..

) , don't forget the lube....angels might be freaks...

....and some cigarettes.

Damn gonna suck if nothing happens..just gave this bum my car..

what makes you think your going up

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you may be going down you better pack a fire retardant condom

I'll be playing some Bob Marley, sitting on cloud nine.

I'm just wondering: with all the fundamentalist Christians in the clouds, won't that leave a marketing gap for the Islamists?
Are the fattened lambs leaving us to the wolves?

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You didn't get the memo , God is only accepting Mormons at this time

Ahhh, could we possibly postpone this? I mean, not to cause any trouble, but Saturdays not good for me, I've got this whole going to work thingy and I don't think work would approve a sick day for this. So if we could just schedule this for some other time that'd be great. Thanks.

Had to do it.

I wonder, according to what time-line is the 21st of May defined by.
In some countries the 21st is well underway, and will end in some global parts before it gets to other parts.
Is it going to be a gradual thing, like a natural disaster?
Or will it happen in one glimpse when the whole globe has the 21st?
In that case it better hurry up, or as I suspected, it's just not meant for the Fijians, Aussies and Kiwis.
Sorry guys, but you've already got palm trees, fluffy sheep and social security.
What more of a heaven do you need?

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At 9pm tonight (pacific standard time) May 20, 2011...it will be....6pm Saturday May 21, 2011 at Kiritimati, Christmas Island, Kiribati.

That is the first place it is supposed to happen, according to many.....so it is each time zone that reaches 6pm Saturday . So my guess is it would be happening just about every hour around the world..until the last place.