Once upon a time there were three little cockroaches. They all met underneath a large table and they talked about where they were going to sleep in the house that night. The first little cockroach said. I'm going to sleep in the refrigerator, I heard they have yummy food in there. The second one said I'm going to sleep in the laundry basket, I heard its warm and cozy there. The third one said I'm going to go sleep in the toilet, I heard its like a spa. So they all nodded their antennae and told each other good night agreeing to come back and meet underneath the table in the exact same spot they were standing in. So after that night they all met underneath the table and asked each other how they slept. The one that slept in the refrigerator said... damn... I froze myself to death. The one that said it had slept in the laundry room said it was too noisy for his liking. The one that slept in the toilet said. It was horrible.... first a black cloud came over the spa, then it started raining, then boulders started falling out of the sky, and "THEN!!!!" The two cockroaches stared at their friend in horror asking, yes? Then a whirlpool formed and tried to take me away. The two just stared at him in utter disbelief and horror. After awhile one of them asked. So how did you make it back alive? The other cockroach replied. The pipes.... of course. The others just made a face and twitched their antennae.