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Amazing May 21st In Oz No Rapture Yet.

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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:22 PM
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3.00 AM in OZ no rapture yet still waiting.

3.10 AM Oh no I'm going up bye.

3.25 AM Sorry I was just high on something else.
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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:25 PM
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I have been wondering what time zone the calculations are matching. And what time of day in that time zone. Anyway, I have the champagne ready in case jesus suddenly comes down from the heaven



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:25 PM
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Maybe that's because it's not happening till SIX PM LOCAL TIME IN EACH TIME ZONE.

You're going to feel really silly about this post when your world starts shaking violently!




posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:26 PM
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Maybe you're not worthy.
Maybe no one in Oz is worthy.
Maybe no one in the whole world is worthy.

If no one is worthy of the Rapture, did it still happen?



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:27 PM
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I'm hoping the bloke who runs the local bottle shop goes up.
No one will be there to stop me from raiding the whiskey then.
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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:27 PM
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I'll come back in 15 hours and check in on ya. If you're still here then I'll have to clear my looting schedule tomorrow..... again.
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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:28 PM
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Well it is 5:27 AM in New Zealand right now
only 12.5 hours to go



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:29 PM
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Woops! There are a couple of things that must happen first.

" Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and by our gathering together unto him, That ye be not soon shaken in mind, or be troubled, neither by spirit, nor by word, nor by... letter as from us, a...s that the day of Christ is at hand. Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition."
2 Thessalonians 2:1-3



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:29 PM
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Who really merits the privilege of residing with God anyhow? No one in power, at least not that I can think of. The rapture may have already happened...might be some missing children... All else, business as usual.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:29 PM
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Originally posted by acrux
3.00 AM in OZ no rapture yet still waiting.

3.10 AM Oh no I'm going up bye.

3.25 AM Sorry I was just high on something else.
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I'm having a rapture party if anyone wants to join.

I'll tell you what though, if something does happen, I'll be really happy I stocked up on beers and ...plants....



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:30 PM
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New Zealand doesn't count. Everyone in Oz knows that.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:31 PM
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you can all relax. I spoke to a guy a while ago who told me that only people who had been saved in his church were going to heaven. So if you aren't in a souther baptist church in Godwin NC, chances are, you aren't going anywhere. That is a true story. He was a real nice guy, but possibly a bit misinformed.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:33 PM
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It the first EQ starts at 6PM (because God follows man-made time zones?), then the first place to be hit would be the furthest east of Russia or some island area called Kiribati.

I would assume that God would use UTC but apparently thats not the case. I guess he doesn't like it because its to science oriented.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:34 PM
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Uh God is on Eastern Standard time in America dude...guy lives in Queens give him a break



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:34 PM
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You should really try to find this guy on Sunday and tell him how much it must suck to be him.

I would probably disrupt Sunday's mass to do it. Since they will ALL still be there, it would be a good opportunity to find out what went wrong.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:34 PM
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Originally posted by rangerdanger

Originally posted by acrux
3.00 AM in OZ no rapture yet still waiting.

3.10 AM Oh no I'm going up bye.

3.25 AM Sorry I was just high on something else.
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I'm having a rapture party if anyone wants to join.

I'll tell you what though, if something does happen, I'll be really happy I stocked up on beers and ...plants....


Just like microsoft did with Windows 7, if you hold a Rapture part you will receive a free statue of Jesus



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:35 PM
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So if this rapture doesn't eventuate, does that mean I still have to go to work on bloody Monday.
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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:35 PM
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Drug talk is banned on ATS. I got 72 hour ban for saying such things...



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:36 PM
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The rumor, that I'm starting right now, is that the rapture is at 6pm for everyone.
Which doesn't make sense but just go with it.

Tonight is gonna be a good night.




posted on May, 20 2011 @ 12:36 PM
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I just hope Jesus' GPS works
I'd really hate for him to get confused in the Round-about!!





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