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The Rapture Report-Live testimonials from around the world, 26 minutes to go.

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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 06:16 PM
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Originally posted by VexedSoul
I've got beer, a pot noodle, a half deflated balloon, 'The end of the world as we know it' playing and a few valium... thats my end of the world party sorted!..

To be honest I'll be pretty pissed off if I get raptured...

LOLOLOLOLOL

* zAZZbot YAWNS AND streaches awake, peers out the window, and SEES RIVERS OF HOT MAGMA




posted on May, 20 2011 @ 06:18 PM
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I thought we was already in hell.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 06:18 PM
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reply to post by Swizzy
 


Right, but you didn't KNOW it wouldn't. The people making claims that the rapture won't happen are just as wrong as the ones making the claims that it will happen. Anything is possible at any time.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 06:21 PM
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The rapture started in oregon already, Starbucks was out of sweetner for the iced coffe...the end is near



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 06:21 PM
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Thinking like that is just wasting ones time with constant fear. Why even bother getting up if you could trip and break your neck. Theres a good reason to have fear in certain situations but this is ridiculous.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 06:23 PM
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I hear they spotted Jesus down at the local mall, signing autographs and posing for pictures. He couldn't stay long, though, had to be in Samoa in an hour. That man is punctual!

Too bad, I wanted to get a pic with the big guy



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 06:23 PM
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That's my point. I won't be staying up till midnight to see what happens around the world.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 06:26 PM
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reply to post by VariableConstant
 


Yea, Lucifer was just at the chevron on 23rd pumping gas and giving out cupons for disaster kits at wallmart...



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 06:30 PM
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LMAO



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 06:31 PM
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I wonder how many "believers" will jump in air when the Rapture happens? It'd be like the biblical equivalent to waving at someone who is waving at you, only to turn around and see the actual person they were communicating with.
Awkward...

ETA: I slipped a priest a fifty last week to put a good word in. Is that money gone if nothing happens?

edit on 20-5-2011 by Mactire because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 06:35 PM
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Originally posted by VariableConstant
I hear they spotted Jesus down at the local mall, signing autographs and posing for pictures. He couldn't stay long, though, had to be in Samoa in an hour. That man is punctual!

Too bad, I wanted to get a pic with the big guy


Yes, I'm quite punctual, sorry about the pic, maybe next time.

My Samoan people always make me feel so good about myself when I look at our photos afterward.

And by the way, I've lost weight you know! What's that "big guy" crack about? (You know I'm sensitive...)



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 06:44 PM
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LMAO!



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 06:53 PM
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Originally posted by xFiDgetx

Originally posted by BrokenCircles
I haven't had the time, during the last couple of days, to look at the weather forecast. I've been busy packing up for a weekend road trip. Does anyone know if they have changed the weekend forecast? Or are they still calling for pretty much the same?



Winner.

Seriously, that was funny.


How can I get one that has my city on it.....where did you find that??? Thanks!



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 06:54 PM
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Zazzy you crack me up mate.

Glad your keeping on top of it all for the rest of us lazy folks who missed the sunrise.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 06:58 PM
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Everyone stay safe out there....


Good Luck



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 07:03 PM
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I plan on being hungover tomorrow, so if the rapture is loud i'm gonna be super pissed!
2nd



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 07:06 PM
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That's pretty funny, but this is still my fave...



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 07:09 PM
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I'm surprised none of you heathens have posted this yet





posted on May, 20 2011 @ 07:09 PM
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HAHA yeah I loled hard at that one

Nice



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 07:11 PM
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in 10hrs i find out if my family members vacationing on the other side of the globe get eaten up by these reported raptors.

S&F



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