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The Rapture Report-Live testimonials from around the world, 26 minutes to go.

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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:56 PM
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Originally posted by WilliamRikeronaSegway
about seven minutes until the fun begins, folks. grab your best world-end snackfoods, and repent, yeah?


Brownies, cookies or popcorn?!

I CAN'T DECIDE!!!!




posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:58 PM
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According to an app on my iPhone there's been over 150 4.0+ earthquakes this week. This is worldwide so unless your comment relates to a specific area!



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:58 PM
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Lol... Jesus was American?

Good morning no #rapture yet in Europe but since Jesus was American it should start in EST



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:58 PM
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This is hands down the funniest tweet

"When is this #rapture supposed to happ"




posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:59 PM
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REPENT!!!! LMFAO.... SINNERS.. BLASPHEMERS! (slurps coffee)

I'm in Canada... I'm already living in HELL.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:59 PM
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It'll go like this: "3...2...1... Aaaaannddd.... nothing to see here, folks. Please, move along. Everyone back to work, school, believing other End Times prophecies.... Thank you, come again!"



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:59 PM
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Originally posted by LadySkadi
Lol... Jesus was American?

Good morning no #rapture yet in Europe but since Jesus was American it should start in EST


Hmm, who knew, just goes to show you that you can't believe everything you read I guess, always knew there was something "fishy" with that book.

edit on 21-5-2011 by Hijaqd because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 12:00 AM
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silence sinner, you will deserve your fate.

oh my god the tension is too much, i'm going blind, i can't take it. just wait until that gong hits...



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 12:00 AM
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And so it begins.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 12:02 AM
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Originally posted by billbixby
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Here's a list of every quake over a 4 this year. 29 or 30 total. We've already had 3 over a 4 this morning. The more I dig into this, the more freaked out I'm getting! No joke!

earthquake.usgs.gov...


The link you provided is a list of significant earthquakes not the years total.

earthquake.usgs.gov...

Here's a list of earthquakes over 5 in the past 7 days.

I suggest you work on your digging skills.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 12:02 AM
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MY GOD will STRIKE YOU DOWN.. BLASHPHEEEEEEEMERRRRRRRRRRR!

(Still slurping coffee)



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 12:05 AM
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Originally posted by Upthepunx
wake me up when satan gets here. he has the best weed.......


No no no no, God has the bestest, how else will you be blissfully happy singing hyms all day, everyday?



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 12:05 AM
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Whew, well I am no longer as worried. Dug deeper on the earthquakes and found the following full list:

earthquake.usgs.gov...

This is not nearly as worrisome.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 12:06 AM
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4.8 Solomon Islands IT BEGINS



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 12:07 AM
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Ahh sent that last post before I saw your reply. Sorry about that.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 12:08 AM
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I know, I know.

Now when you see your nekid neighbor floating up from the driveway, well..... it's too late then anyway so you can just chill with the rest of us heathens.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 12:09 AM
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Didn't Mr. Camping say specifically that the first earthquake would be at 6pm New Zealand time? That's another 50 minutes. I guess I can stay up for that, just to see.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 12:09 AM
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LMFAO!!!! GOOD ONE!! LOL

I was telling my NIECE and Nephew to "Please wear fire-retardant underwear today, and travel Light" P.S Uncle will be the guy on the BBQ spit! LOVE HUGS AND KISSES from UNCLE.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 12:10 AM
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I have a new concern. I'm 6 months pregnant...soooo...what if the baby is saved and I'm not!?



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 12:10 AM
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oh to hell with it(lolol see what i did there), i'm gonna go play guitar, seeing as how i still have to WORK TOMORROW AND EVERYTHING. THANKS GOD.



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