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The Rapture Report-Live testimonials from around the world, 26 minutes to go.

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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:25 PM
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I claimed that was my last post for the evening until I saw yours.
When Did Jesus Say The Rapture Would Happen?

G'night!




posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:26 PM
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Originally posted by billbixby
It may actually be starting:

channel6newsonline.com...

english.peopledaily.com.cn...


Earthquakes happen every day, we need some real honest to goodness (no pun intended) levitating to the sky.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:30 PM
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ROFLMAO, another twitter gem - @Rippedlikejesus‎ Are we supposed to put cookies and milk out tonight? Or is this the one with the bunny? These religious holidays screw me up.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:30 PM
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Oh there was a 1.5 magnitude earthquake in Nevada! He was right! We're all gonna die! Run before the pencils on your desks slightly move and then wobble back in to position!



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:31 PM
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Well heckfire!!


I'll never be taken now



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:32 PM
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And another:

au.news.yahoo.com...



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:35 PM
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not in places he actually said they'd be, unfortunately.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:35 PM
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I still don't think it's happening tonight, but these articles are giving me the creeps. The dude said it would be a global earthquake that starts in the south pacific. Are these just precursors to the big one? Freaky to be sure.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:36 PM
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It's 7:35 A.M, May 21 in Jerusalem. According to them it's to begin occuring shortly before midnight on the 21st and the process of the end will occur over the next several months.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:38 PM
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Yeah, ok, like I said they do actually happen constantly EVERYDAY, here if you want to trip on earthquakes - Link - I need reports of nekid christians floating in the sky my friend.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:40 PM
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Well I guess, since I have been laughing all night at this thread I stuck here...
This is for any "Madea" fans

Obama "what you doing michelle?"
Michelle "getting the girls ready for the rapture honey"
Obama "oh. Yeah. That... I forgot to tell you, made a deal with satan, we ain't going anywhere"
Michelle "oh. I see." *walks off to make barry some grits*



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:40 PM
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well that's the problem is that any earthquake that happens anywhere, anytime at all, will prove that point, even if it's a completely normal occurrence.

by the way, a 4.1 in a small mining town in the remote corner of australia isn't the start of a global earthquake. lets break 8 before we even start getting scared. a 4.1 is, like, god cracking his knuckles, at best.
edit on 20-5-2011 by WilliamRikeronaSegway because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:42 PM
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Here's a list of every quake over a 4 this year. 29 or 30 total. We've already had 3 over a 4 this morning. The more I dig into this, the more freaked out I'm getting! No joke!

earthquake.usgs.gov...



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:48 PM
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wake me up when satan gets here. he has the best weed.......



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:49 PM
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Relax! There is nothing you can do either way. Just enjoy the present.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:50 PM
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Originally posted by billbixby
reply to post by Hijaqd
 


Here's a list of every quake over a 4 this year. 29 or 30 total. We've already had 3 over a 4 this morning. The more I dig into this, the more freaked out I'm getting! No joke!

earthquake.usgs.gov...


Its all pretty common stuff guy.
If you check out dutchsinse or patrioticspace on YouTube, You would be well informed about all this.
Don't worry about it.

edit on 20-5-2011 by Fishticon84 because: spelling error.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:50 PM
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My 9 year old told me, "dad those people are crazy".... I think he's on to something!



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:52 PM
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Originally posted by Upthepunx
wake me up when satan gets here. he has the best weed.......
.... Him and the police....



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:53 PM
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Star for your enlightened 9 yr old!!




posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:54 PM
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about seven minutes until the fun begins, folks. grab your best world-end snackfoods, and repent, yeah?




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