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The Rapture Report-Live testimonials from around the world, 26 minutes to go.

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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 10:59 PM
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Sounds more like cutting in line to me.




posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:00 PM
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its Sat 6:00 PM in Kiritimati....


ANYTHING YET??????????



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:00 PM
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He is the only one I would ever relinquish my Babylonian sword to ever.....maybe Andre cause that man's just huge.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:02 PM
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Its official folks!




posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:02 PM
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The world is now over. Pack up and leave. Single-file everyone.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:02 PM
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1 minute past midnight here in The Bluegrass. Nope. No reports of cars running into ditches due to driver rapture.

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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:08 PM
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Well...it is now 6:09pm Saturday on Kiritimati, Christmas Island, Kiribati no rapture,,,no quake
edit on 20-5-2011 by caladonea because: correct time



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:08 PM
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Did anyone even watch the video I posted?



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:08 PM
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Shortly before midnight Jerusalem time, the rapture is to begin according to Family Radio.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:10 PM
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Originally posted by Fishticon84
The world is now over. Pack up and leave. Single-file everyone.


Oh thats not going to work..here watch this..

*switches on the ugly lights*

*places hands on my hips and takes a deep breath...*

I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU GO, BUT YOU CAN'T STAY HERE!!

*waves arms around like one might try to heard turkey outside*

Did that work?



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:12 PM
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Originally posted by soaringhawk
Shortly before midnight Jerusalem time, the rapture is to begin according to Family Radio.



It is now 6:12pm Saturday May 21, 2011 on Kiritimati, Christmas Island, Kiribati



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:15 PM
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I know..... and look....


Some naked dude is probably showing up on Australia's Air Defense Radar.




posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:15 PM
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It's May 21 in Asia too. What I'm saying is that before midnight, Jerusalem time on the 21st it's to occur according to them. I'm on east coast u.s.a.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:17 PM
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Hi...what I am saying is that nothing has happened there....and its already after 6pm Saturday......no rapture, no quake....lol



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:19 PM
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OK, I've been standing on the roof of my house for 10 mins now waiting to get rapturised.Nothing has happened.I've led a good life and am definitely up for rapturisation.

How many hours ahead is heaven time?

Oh wait! I forgot to take my clothes off.Back to the roof, nekkid.

Last one to the pearly gates buys the first round of ambrosia.
edit on 20-5-2011 by blah yada because: compulsive re-editor



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:19 PM
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Alright folks... last one for the evening, and I'm calling it a night. Enjoy wetting your pants with this little morsel...



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Dude.... The lord isn't buyin' that! You even wrote "lie" instead of life. Jesus knows ya' soul! Being nekkid ain't gonna distract his judgement any. You're stuck down here with the rest of us heathens.
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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:21 PM
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I'm sure someone must of said this already...

But what ever happened to "no man shall know the day nor the hour" ?

Is that part of the bible conveniently ignored? Even though it appears at least twice if im not mistaken.

I'd love to hear this preachers take on those passages.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:21 PM
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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:23 PM
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Well I just slurped my coffee waiting for RAPTURE.. but in the mean time.. here's some good old school music to die to!!




Well Im still here.. are you? LOL



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:24 PM
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That's creepy as freaking hell dang it I haven't even ordered a pizza, hang on Jesus, hang on I will buy a large I swear! By the way I do have donuts will you take that as payment instead of pizza Jesus?




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