The Rapture Report-Live testimonials from around the world, 26 minutes to go.

We Aussies are to experience what in Christian sect terms is known as "Premature Raptulation" As we and our Kiwi cousins hit the 21st of May before the rest of the world, I will through all the raining down of brimstone and fire, feed through to you all the visions of terror from the oncoming zombie apocalypse.
I believe Its business time... So join in and see Armageddon as it unfolds from the future.

This is the zazzbot standing by her window ready to report live the end of the world.26 minutes to go till d-day according the infallible research done by a Inspirational Street Preacher, straight shooting, Jesus loving, God fearing and all round tough guy; Harold Camping and the saving words of Lord Rael , Knight of the Templar and the reborn Jesus.

Stand By
Assume your Rapture Positions!
Report in on your casting to hell, Or your raising up to the heavens.

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I am ready.

Beam me up scotty.!!

Vvv

Originally posted by zazzafrazz
"Premature Raptulation"

STar & Flag just for that.

I had a terrible case of that a while back, I got a balm and problem solvered.

Enjoy your premature rapture
I hope it is not over too quickly for you..

I think the rapture is going to be at 6 pm EST USA TIME. not local time of countries.

Originally posted by pazcat

Originally posted by zazzafrazz
"Premature Raptulation"

STar & Flag just for that.

I had a terrible case of that a while back, I got a balm and problem solvered.

Looking at your avatar I don't think you really solved it ....

PDUK

I'm pretty sure I'm going down - not up. At least I know I'll be with all of my friends.

Anyone know if Jesus is bringing his army of angels with him? Just would like to know what to watch for in the sky.

I may have witnessed something to do with the rapture...

Dog the bounty hunter!

Great way to spend a Friday night...

:shk:

Hello Zazz,

Fellow Australian here and a Christian,

I predict that as of 12:01 am i will still be sitting here and
thinking"Hmmm,I have to be up in five hours to go to work,
I wonder if i should have that second cup of coffee or not..

Sigh,And as for people who make stuff up like these crew,

I am sorry...

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Assume your rapture positions!!! Now that was funny!!! Star and flag for you my friend.

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Zazz,

As a male from New Zealand,

I can claim two hours prematurity over any Aussie!

No action at all here yet (except it's raining).

Perhaps the clouds He's coming on are rain clouds?

and where should I look for it?

oh.. yea... I see Jesus-like looking people every day!

but seriously, if Jesus comes back tomorrow does it means he will be born or will he arrive from space with an spaceship ?

I just hope they not throwing him into psychiatric clinic like many others before...

CU next week

Originally posted by sandesh
I think the rapture is going to be at 6 pm EST USA TIME. not local time of countries.

Oh that's just typical - Just like the movies everything just HAS to revolve around the US.

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Of course - that makes sense. Everyone else has to abide by US standards - why wouldn't Jesus? Right?

Anyone know where Mr Ra-el is currently ?

Isn't he the 'one' ?

PDUK

(it's a little bit like waiting for the New Year)......

Happy New Year 201x

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Originally posted by sandesh
I think the rapture is going to be at 6 pm EST USA TIME. not local time of countries.

It's 6 PM for everyone, during their timezone.

The 2011 end times prediction made by Christian radio host Harold Camping states that the Rapture (in premillennial theology, the taking up into heaven of God's elect people) will take place on May 21, 2011[1][2] at 6 p.m. local time (the rapture will sweep the globe time zone by time zone)

Is jesus, oh srry Lord Rael gonna make a speach at 6pm or somthing? I'd really love to see what this idiot has to say for himself.

Originally posted by chr0naut
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Zazz,

As a male from New Zealand,

I can claim two hours prematurity over any Aussie!

No action at all here yet (except it's raining).

Perhaps the clouds He's coming on are rain clouds?

edit on 20/5/2011 by chr0naut because: (no reason given)

Having experienced already the first signs of the apocalypse and premature Raptulation, pls do report in to us on any developments. Thanks Brother

Originally posted by PurpleDog UK
Anyone know where Mr Ra-el is currently ?

Probly practicing his "Blue Steel" look for the 'photo op.

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And it is to sweep west across the world, starting with earthquakes.

Next up, prepare for the Jonah story to be crammed down everyone's throats!