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Don't make any plans for Sunday. Jesus was wrong!

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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 05:23 PM
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Originally posted by bsbray11
But are they trying to say the year zero was just not counted, and went straight from 1 BC to 1 AD?

l remember this being a big point of discussion when the millenia ended 1999-2000, some saying it was not going to end before 2001. lf memory serves me well the year 0 indeed wasn't counted and went straight from 1 BC to 1 AD.
edit on 20-5-2011 by gnostician because: (no reason given)




posted on May, 20 2011 @ 05:24 PM
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Originally posted by jaden_x
What qualifies a person of "good soul" anyways?

So, someone who always has been good and kind to other fellow humans but never bothered with religion will stay behind and burn with the zombies, while all the crazies that go annoying people door to door every Sunday trying to forcefully convert them will be taken to paradise?

Would be awesome if Jesus did show up on a fancy spaceship, took all the real good folks with him and left the hardcore Christians behind.



Heaven is not all it's cracked-up to be, Piped-in harp music 24/7 and cable that only gets PTL, The 700 Club, and some cartoon series called Jim and Tammy's Dog House. Hell is going to be a lot more fun with fine dining, casinos, lounge shows with a re-union of the Rat Pack. The Muslims will have all-virgin brothels. Vegas will begin catering until the custom-made stuff is complete.

The christians that didn't make the cut will provide the service labor. They'll feel they are getting what they deserve so will be happy doing that. The Afterlife will be pretty much what you want it to be.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 05:32 PM
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I cant wait til tonights Jimmey Kimmel show he is going to have a fied day with this one ..


It's all over the News and on the radio wow wonder if this dude is making money off of this ??

grab my ..Zombie shirt. Zombie shoes ..Zombie hat ..and then enjoy my

Zombie drinks ooooO that sounds good a rasberry ... Zombie drink
ill drink 3 for sure ...



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 05:38 PM
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I believe this post was made in a satirical manner.

ALS



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 05:40 PM
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JESUS was never wrong, MAN is always wrong!!!!!!



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 05:44 PM
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SWEET! We get to play Zombieland. I get to be Tallahasee I already called dibs.



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 05:44 PM
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Who said Jesus was wrong? That is IF he is who we think he is. Thank you princess for clearing this up for us
It was a man that gave this date. Noone else.

Thank you really, this entire thread should be closed now. Good night



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 05:48 PM
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all ofmans so called wisdom is foolishness to THE MOST HIGH GOD, and this post says JESUS ways wrong!



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 05:51 PM
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Originally posted by PrinceDreamer

Originally posted by JudasIscariot
reply to post by notsofunnyguy
 


I'm a believer, and look forward to mailing him all of my money.


Star for you buddy that really made me laugh

Why is it these billboards are only appearing in new world countries? Haven't seen any here in the UK, or heard any reports of them in Europe
Maybe as stated before someone could post a photo of one, would like to see them before the world ends tomorrow


what would be the point of putting billboards here in the UK? you know NONE of us will be saved



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 05:51 PM
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Originally posted by BalderAsir
ya know, one of these days those "religious idiots" are gonna be right thanks to Mr Murphy


That line made me crack up, that post would have worked just fine without the second line disclaimer. Too bad ats disallows this act, haha. Star for you on that one for sure!



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 05:52 PM
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Seems CNN reported on this as well, they just laugh the matter away (which they should I guess) but what really bugged me about the vid was that they called this a conspiracy theory!

The only thing conspiracy about this, is the fact that some jumped up little %&%^ is using fear to exploit money out of people.

Some people make mme so angry!



ALS



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 05:59 PM
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Sigh..some people are so gullable when it come to this "End of the World" scares....If you even remotely believe in God...then you know all this is just hoopla..."NO man shall know the day nor the hour"



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 06:06 PM
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Originally posted by weedwhacker
reply to post by EvolEric
 


And...check this out.

Harold Camping's *organization* (the radio network) is worth, according to a news item I caught today....

...over $70,000,000! The 2009 financial disclosure filings reported over $18,000,000 in earnings.

"Propheices and Predictions" and fear-mongering seems to be very lucrative......

What a waste of Human DNA, that man is......


Hello, Weedwhacker...There are times that I cringe when I see you post in on a thread...but today is not one of them.....star for you....



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 06:09 PM
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Originally posted by ALOSTSOUL
Seems CNN reported on this as well, they just laugh the matter away (which they should I guess) but what really bugged me about the vid was that they called this a conspiracy theory!

The only thing conspiracy about this, is the fact that some jumped up little %&%^ is using fear to exploit money out of people.

Some people make mme so angry!



ALS


Oh wait!
Isn't that what some of you guys are doing with 2012?
Main Difference is the Date

Both are Possible "Dooms Days"
Just a few differences in what they will actually happen on said date.

The Church is getting info from the Bible.

The 2012 folk are getting info from history channel specials and "messages" left behind from other cultures.


You don't think the HIstory Channel is exploiting the hell out of this 2012 stuff?
All in my opinion as usual.
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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 06:21 PM
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Oh wait!
Isn't that what some of you guys are doing with 2012?
Main Difference is the Date


What exactly do you mean by you guys?

If you mean me then you couldn't be more wrong. I in know way believe that the world will end in 2012.

You aren't David Morrison by any chance are you
.

ALS
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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 07:28 PM
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www.youtube.com...

If this has been posted already, I will ask admin to delete my account in exchange for shaking the hand of the man/woman who beat me to it.
edit on 20/5/2011 by Kolya because: Fixing the embed because I'm an idiot.

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posted on May, 20 2011 @ 10:01 PM
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its has to be said, its 1231 on the 21st of the 5th 2011 and guess what........nothings changed......



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 10:14 PM
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Its 21 may here in my time zone... so

Happy End of World to Everybody!




posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:52 PM
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Originally posted by SmArTbEaTz

Originally posted by 547000
How is He wrong? One can't know but one can believe. Knowing and believing are not the same things.
a God/
If guessing or believing is the same as knowing one could postpone Judgement Day indefinitely by guessing or believing every day is that day.
edit on 20-5-2011 by 547000 because: (no reason given)


Judgement day? Really? Think about this for a minute... That day IS every day because no matter what we chose to believe we ARE judged everyday by someone somewhere. Who cares about this crap? The sheeple... people who can't think for themselves and turns a blind eye to the things happening all around them.

Learn to think and make educated decisions for yourself. Do not be influenced by media or propaganda. These are tools that have been used throughout centuries to cause fear. When they install that fear into you they have won.

I do not live in fear. I refuse to live in fear. I will not be controlled.


I am educated. Because I have knowledge others do not I know there is a hell and a God.



posted on May, 21 2011 @ 12:28 AM
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Originally posted by OG_SWAGGA_KING
So his mom was also his wife? Dont understand that one.
ok!


Mary gave birth to Jesus.

And the angel said unto her, Fear not, Mary: for thou hast found favour with God.
And, behold, thou shalt conceive in thy womb, and bring forth a son, and shalt call his name JESUS. Luke 1:30-31


Mary Magdalene was one of Jesus' most loved disciples. She was the first person to see Jesus after he rose from the dead.

Now when Jesus was risen early the first day of the week, he appeared first to Mary Magdalene, out of whom he had cast seven devils. Mark 16:9



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