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Jesus found in a frying pan.

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posted on May, 19 2011 @ 04:12 AM
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But after scraping the bacon off the pan, young Toby Elles learned miracles can be born out of disasters. The face of Jesus Christ was staring back at him, from the pan! The greasy image had eyes, nose and all the distinctive features of our Lord. Toby now thinks it was, no doubt, some sort of miracle, and decided never to wash the sacred pan. He’s even taking into consideration placing it in a glass cabinet, so it can protect him, in the future.


LINK to full article.

I am just amazed at how people see these images and pictures in clouds, in their soup, in coffee etc, and now in a frying pan, and then still believe that the image is something "sacred".

This guy even believes that it is some sort of miracle, and that it can protect him in the future.

I think if Jesus wants to show himself, he would do much better than some grease in a frying pan.

vvv




posted on May, 19 2011 @ 04:17 AM
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Of course he would show up in bacon grease.

Bacon is God, and bacon grease is Jesus. Simple enough.



posted on May, 19 2011 @ 04:17 AM
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reply to post by VreemdeVlieendeVoorwep
 


Jesus, being Jewish would never appear in bacon grease.
This is almost blasphemous.
Someone should teach this kid a lesson that being an anti-semite is wrong.



posted on May, 19 2011 @ 04:22 AM
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reply to post by VreemdeVlieendeVoorwep
 


Sigh, not this again.. No one knows what he looked like, and God said not to make Idols out of him..



posted on May, 19 2011 @ 04:31 AM
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I'm so sick of crazy people seeing jesus in a pile of poo, can we let this go yet ?



posted on May, 19 2011 @ 04:32 AM
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oh well case closed i suppose three days before sat then jesus appears



sat must be the day of rapture/ armagedon


shove work,

i'm going to the beech




nice find

edit on 19-5-2011 by wedidgothacked because: typo



posted on May, 19 2011 @ 04:33 AM
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Jesus...?
Bacon....?
its all starting to make sense...

the rapture is going to happen in the kitchen, at breakfast time.. with the frypan...
(oh wait thats a game of cluedo...)



posted on May, 19 2011 @ 04:35 AM
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Haha, that is quite hilarious. I would have loved to see his reaction. He probably squealed like a pig (...bacon joke).



posted on May, 19 2011 @ 04:45 AM
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Way to go Toby Elles! If thats not the best Jew trolling I've ever seen, I don't know what is.....
(no offense Jews)

I was like... Oh, Jesus in a frying pan...lame.... er... wait... is that... BACON GREASE??!?!

then I was like....

ROFL



edit on 19-5-2011 by Lighterside because: laffed so hard I typo'd



posted on May, 19 2011 @ 04:55 AM
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Another case of someone seeing what they choose to see, people have done this for thousands of years. Anyway how can he say it's Jesus when we don't even know what Jesus looked like?

I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't choose to reveal an image of himself through bacon (forbidden for Jews, Christians and Muslims) either......



posted on May, 19 2011 @ 05:16 AM
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This kid needs to learn how too cook, I know that for a fact......



posted on May, 19 2011 @ 10:33 AM
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So if Jesus get out of the frying pan & turns up Saturday for the rapture. Does that mean those left behind will be into the fire.



posted on May, 19 2011 @ 08:34 PM
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Why is your avatar a picture of Adolph Hitler with a dog?....why did you choose that avatar?



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 10:58 AM
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I'll just leave this here....



posted on May, 20 2011 @ 11:00 AM
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reply to post by lordtyp0
 


Haha. You, sir, are a wit.





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