posted on May, 18 2011 @ 08:17 PM
So I made a thread titled "20 reasons to vote for Ron Paul" but then thought maybe some would think this is not entirely fair, so I'll make a 20
reasons to vote for Obama, but I have to warn you my reasons may not be the best.
1. Continue the foreign wars - yeah, everyone likes war, right?
2. Keep printing money - we're on shaky ground, better not do anything to alter this, just keep the money coming
3. Have a socialist to give America a nice face lift - we don't just go around killing people, sometimes we help them (but we kill too)
4. Continue the consolidation of a one world government - let's face it, if you're gonna vote for Obama you might as well be rooting for this.
5. Have a black guy for president - in this country that's worth a lot
6. He's a great speaker - with the teleprompter of course
7. He's a constitutional scholar - so he knows the arguments to use to justify torture, unlike Bush
8. He's a celebrity - he fits with the current mold of American Idol culture
9. His wife wants to help fat kids - everyone can be happy for that
10. His daughters are too young to have pictures of themselves drinking beer and partying
11. He won't mess with the banks and oil companies - best not to stir the pot
12. He can act tough by saying words, even if the action falls short, it's about presentation, right?
13. He's the type of guy that can really laugh at the misfortune of others - right after he predator drone bombs them.
14. I'm really struggling to reach 20...he can...look good on camera?
15. He's the cult of personality -he's Christian, Muslim, Jewish, whatever you want him to be.
16. He can swat a fly with a single slap
17. He hasn't wrecked the country entirely yet - though he's trying
18. He enjoys spending tax payer money flying around on air force 1
19. He will talk bad about Israel but then follow their commands - not much to say about that
20. He's an American - or so his birth certificate says so.
Ok, so these reasons are admittedly bad, if you can name 20 better reasons I'd like to hear them. But it has to be 20, not 1. cuz he's cool. 2. cuz
my mom likes him...