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So, Apparently Jesus Is Back Again

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posted on May, 17 2011 @ 06:27 AM
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And he sounds like Crocodile Dundee, and he's got Mary Magdalene with him.

I wonder what his ATS board name is?



Then again, he did just make the big time. Featured on the front page of AOL this morning.

weirdnews.aol.com... 7C213434

The rest of us prophets should be so sucessful.




posted on May, 17 2011 @ 06:39 AM
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This idiot is a real cracker......

how on earth do people believe this crap?



posted on May, 17 2011 @ 06:51 AM
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Originally posted by bluemirage5
This idiot is a real cracker......

how on earth do people believe this crap?

I know people can be so stupid I mean he's not due here until saturday anyway! Tch Tch. Hopefully I can be there wherever he arrives..........



posted on May, 17 2011 @ 07:07 AM
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For one.

Even if Jesus did come here like everyone is saying, it won't be Jesus it is most likly going to be the antichrist as NOONE knows when Jesus will return.

Noone - not that I believe in that stuff but that's how its put



posted on May, 17 2011 @ 10:20 AM
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He's white?? He can't be Jesus. On top of that, Jesus will not touch the ground when he returns of the rapture. He has failed on both accounts.



posted on May, 17 2011 @ 01:01 PM
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Doesn't Jesus already do regular guest appearances in Family Guy?



posted on May, 17 2011 @ 01:04 PM
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Southpark too...

Hes quite the celebrity




posted on May, 17 2011 @ 01:16 PM
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Wow...

Not sure if this fellow is joking or not.?!




posted on May, 17 2011 @ 08:39 PM
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Originally posted by malcr

Originally posted by bluemirage5
This idiot is a real cracker......

how on earth do people believe this crap?

I know people can be so stupid I mean he's not due here until saturday anyway! Tch Tch. Hopefully I can be there wherever he arrives..........


I was hoping for a blonde Jesus. And one that has a cool British accent. Not that clanky one that this one has. That Jesus in the Jesus of Nazareth mini-series had a good accent.

I wonder how it occurs to you that you're Jesus? I mean, besides having a stroke that kills off that part of your brain that makes sense, of course.



posted on Jun, 30 2011 @ 12:28 PM
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In this vid his lies are very telling, seeing as he can't keep names straight and can't keep straight who is going to see the mediums he is talking about.




posted on Jun, 30 2011 @ 12:38 PM
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Seeing that this was posted on a top notch website one has to call this fishy. It's clear to me that there is a major mockery going on right now, and this mockery is intentional to try to lead the people to something which is suppose to be greater. Will hatred against Christians and Jews ever stop? One has to question why there is so much effort to debunk these two faiths.



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