The Ultimate Doomsday Gloom and Doom Thread!

Snowball Earth would rather suck as well:

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While I see all the players of this grand drama, I can't help but think of the author and His plan for me. The revealing of futility in the self. The transient nature of all that exists. Infinantly small or infinantly large, the eventual end and rebirth untill it's existance is only a distraction. The journey to pure energy, in the meantime, I think, therefore.....you exist.

Just the ones on the surface.

So what happens when they slate to build a Supper Galactic Hi way right through our solar system and earth is in the way. With all that space out there they have to go right through us and so we are slated for destruction.

We send Obama to speak for us and they make him the head of PRC, Planetary Removal Comity.

And he sends a message to the people of earth "Yes we Can" you see he was right he can..

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In that case there will be a lot of construction workers and it will take some time to complete the Super Highway. [Union workers] We could either try to corrupt them with booze or convert them.

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mass food and water shortage from radiation contamination, japan and Russia, GMO food deemed unsafe to eat. food prices skyrocket, floods take out the remaining farm land in the south and east drought kills live stock in the west and south west, what is left is not enough to feed the USA population let alone export, Candida and UK get hit with mad cow, the far east is band from exports due to terrorist links, could not sell opium so rice and spices,and the sale of oil are used to fund them.

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OMG Slayer morphed into a cat. This really is the end!

The year is 2012. Vegans and the Food Police have taken over the entire planet in a bloody coup d'état. PETA has finally accomplished it's goal of eliminating domestic animals from the face of the planet and no vegetable is safe.

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Will we survive

Amazing post hands down!! I have enjoyed reading everyones thoughts and replies...
S&F Great job, but I'm thinking I like any scenario where I even have a chance, or I'm just gonna go Supernova, that way we wont even feel but for a second, i'm sorry i don't know if i wanna do the whole suffering until i die thing... I'm sure thats pretty dang selfish but I said it, on another note, think of getting right within yourself and god because there is definitely something coming, whether its minute or something catastrophic...
SarahRae

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If you remember or have seen the movie then you'll remember the Earth shattering sound track

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OMG Slayer morphed into a cat. This really is the end!

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S&F for you again Mr. Slayer! This is a great compilation of the top ways we can die! I just love it all! Thank you!

Wondeful thread.

I have a feeling that like all things in life.
The end will come swiftly, out of the blue and probably unexpected and unknown.
We don't know what methods we will be wiped out by, but it could very likely be disease.

..So there's no point in finishing this Nunnery application Form, huh?
Damn it!... I've just bought the costume off Ebay.

If a comet or planet is hurtling towards us, and we all start
paddling with haste, couldn't we get out of it's way?

2012... and I don't even own a fan to throw the sh...
I shouldn't have typed that.

My favorite Attack of the Killer Tomato's.

Attack of the Killer Tomato's

Oops, somebody beat me to it. Again.

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"Well, I must say, if there is anyone out there who thinks doomsday is really coming, I would like to ask if I may have all your money and personal belongings. I will personally come pick them all up for you and haul it all away."

Okay but you'll have to pick them up the day of!Not sure of the date yet so we will have to play by ear...fair?Besides,wouldn't you rather be with your family instead of wasting your time picking up useless items?

lol

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He's not even dead yet and you're already hitting him up for his personally belongings, that's just wrong.

At least when 2012 does come and go, that will be the last of the doomsday predictions! As far as I know there aren't any beyoned 2012?!

There will be many more, for 2013...14..15...... etc etc etc

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Ty for the Informative Post Gave me quite a giggle to see the Terminator Plot Included.