The Ultimate Doomsday Gloom and Doom Thread!

Sorry I'm late, the damned toaster growled "I'll be back" and tried to grab my
bra-strap!
I was informed by a chap who digs the roads up that the aliens won't be
here until 11.00pm tonight, is that correct?

It's just that I'm still colouring in my new 'Bring Back Elvis' poster and my
blue pen is acting up.

Oh Gosh, what is a girl/guy/girl... to do?

Does some Mayans gonsa killed me yet?

My downfall? So laid back and self-absorbed that even if the apocalypse did happen, I probably would ignore it and just turn up my headphone volume...

PS: ATS. You've ALL just survived the apocalypse! So, take today to treat yourselves to something special. And if you feel the need to laugh at the fact now we all have to face Christmas with the relatives and in-laws.

~Heff

reply to post by Hefficide

And if you feel the need to laugh at the fact now we all have to face Christmas with the relatives and in-laws.

Don't say that Heff... not even in jest!

Wondering if a celebratory beer for breakfast is in order.

Originally posted by Suspiria
Wondering if a celebratory beer for breakfast is in order.

My answer to that question is always..... YES!!!

Any reason to have beer for breakfast works for me!

Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by Phantom traveller

 

OK
Now that we have some more doomsday tunes wheres the eats?

*runs in kitchen*



and some beer....

Well, I slept through it (was supposed to happen at 6am)

The only doom I can see is the markets are tanking a bit today.

reply to post by SLAYER69


Please explain that phone call I got from the brewery company
wanting to know when I was going to pay my bill.Just how many
kegs did you charge to my account?

I wanted to get you something nice for christmas that went from
zero to 200 in 60 seconds.After getting you beer bill,I had to make
a few changes...
www.amazon.com...
it will still go from zero to 200 in 60 seconds

Alright if you kids can't settle down behave and control yourselves I'll turn this thread around and we can all just go back home!

No Doomsday for anybody.

I am sorry to say one person did not make it.

Don't tell Slayer shhhh!

I'm late i know just finally signed back on haha....Well well well...hmmmm...uhm.....ahm....I thought the world ended...I guess I didn't get that memo....Did I miss the blue star? damnit...I have a good camcorder too.. hehe...epic fail...lets see what the ''doomsayers" can frantically dig up next....I bet it will be nuclear war...

reply to post by SLAYER69


So....

What time was the world supposed to end again?

reply to post by OpinionatedB
shhhh! not so loud they might here you, there gone there all gone , let the party rest my hangover is killing me to much bunny stew, to many JD and Southern's not forgetting the punch and Ca-p mor, hay have you seen neo? i want my out fit back, my stilettos are naked with out that

I can't find my shoes...the last I saw of them, Beezzer was disco dancing in them...

This is what they look like.....reward of 1 imported case of beer of your choice for return....



There's also that pink thong I can't find.....

Des

reply to post by bekod


HAHA....

shhh, not so loud or I'll have more blackmail fodder!

hope you all had fun.... looks like everyone may have had a bit too much fun!

reply to post by Destinyone
you could ask neo last i seen of him was on top of roof with phage, i think they were doing to polka.

Originally posted by OpinionatedB
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

So....

What time was the world supposed to end again?

When the Keg ran out.

Slayer, thanks for hosting this thread. It was a lot of fun to just relax and enjoy for a while. And thanks to everyone who participated as well. You folks made it what it was. A blast. I hope Zazzy found all of her clothes. It was Beezers idea to hide certain items.

BTW. I'm looking forward to that AA thread you were talking about recently. I'm definitely interested in your take on the topic.

reply to post by Klassified


WOAH! Slayer...back in here...pour some more drinks! We have until Sunday now!

reply to post by superman2012

Just as the world sighs in relief at having escaped the Mayan Armageddon, the ancient prophesy may still hold true. According to one archaeologist, the end could come as early as this Sunday.

S&Fed. That's too funny.

PARTAY!!!