The Ultimate Doomsday Gloom and Doom Thread!

Originally posted by Phage
reply to post by sonnny1

 

How long for last call?

There is no last call,at least until you call it.Are you willing to be the party pooper?
I still have beer and rum and I plan on drinking it til either I pass out or it runs out.
Guess which will happen first.

reply to post by kdog1982

Hell no. I'm not bailing now. It ain't even the solstice yet.

Originally posted by Destinyone


OMG...you are our new Doomsday Prophet...please, give us the new date to plan our lives around....

Dont give him any Ideas.........

Hes gots an Observatory, and a Soho Picture Library with the "real" time of our Doom..................

I'm gonna cruise for burgers. Anyone comin' with?
No?
Back in a few then.

Ok this group really needs to do a self examination...

Seriously.

Here we all are talking about Ascending and how not to see Double by closing one eye at a time and whether or not ther will be a last call.

Meanwhile poor Zazz is passed out face down on a park picnic table almost naked and nobody has offered her another beer.


SHAME ON ALL OF YOU!

Shame

Shame

Shame...

reply to post by SLAYER69


Christ SLAYER.........

You have ALL the Gordons!

Just sayn......

Originally posted by nenothtu
I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, gloom, doom, death and destruction... no, REALLY I do hate it!

BUT -

I found this weather report covering the 21st:

SO -

It's been nice knowin' y'all! I'm working on that case of Bacardi's 151 as I type, which is why it's taking so long to type this. I plan on being numb when the asteroid hits me, and BEFORE the zombies start chowing down!

Just in case I manage to survive - accidents DO happen, right? RIGHT? God looks out for drunks and Irishmen, I hear - I have amassed a formidable arsenal of warlike implements... swords, knives, battle axes, spears, tomahawks, you name it. Edged weaponry is the way to go, because happiness is never having to reload!

Wow, nenothu. I know you won't feel it when they're chowin' but that's a
noble public service at the very last. I mean, so totally marinating self
with 75% ethanol Bacardi Bat will give those brainless bastids such
explosive gas the first spark will take out a whole division per tainted
squad!! It's better than a Level 34 Poison Explosion in Diablo II. I'm gonna cry

I'm a goner,me and the dog's have had enough ice cream and beer to last a life time.
See you on the otherside.



And for zazz,well someone needs to come pick her up.

Originally posted by Phage
I'm gonna cruise for burgers. Anyone comin' with?
No?
Back in a few then.

Don't do it!

Lower vibrational foods will send you into the wrong dimension.

Well unless they are veggie burgers..

reply to post by Realtruth

Lower vibrational foods will send you into the wrong dimension.

Now you've got me wondering what dimension that would be.

Originally posted by Realtruth

Originally posted by Phage
I'm gonna cruise for burgers. Anyone comin' with?
No?
Back in a few then.

Lower vibrational foods will send you into the wrong dimension.

I give you...Manna from the Gods....



Des

OK guys this is a family oriented thread

There will be no unauthorized Vibrating into anything that doesn't clear the T & C

That includes Veggie burgers too

Originally posted by Destinyone
I give you...Manna from the Gods....

Once again Phage misses the big event.
He'll probably come back and declare that we've all actually saw Swamp gas instead of Bacon...

reply to post by SLAYER69

There'll be no evidence if Heff see's that pile of bacon.

ETA: It is Heff that loves bacon, right? Or do I have the wrong guy?

reply to post by Destinyone

I have to go to work in the morning and you bring out the bacon.

AAHHHHH!!!!

And that the particular alignment of that bacon pile is actually an improbability, due to the fluctuation of the earths current magnetosphere, with retrospect to the current pull of some star system we never frikin heard of.

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by Destinyone
I give you...Manna from the Gods....

Once again Phage misses the big event.
He'll probably come back and declare that we've all actually saw Swamp gas instead of Bacon...

edit on 20-12-2012 by SLAYER69 because: (no reason given)

Originally posted by Phage
reply to post by SLAYER69

 

I had a short version earlier. Heading topside right now. Got a celestial whatchacall to check the alignment out.

Thanks Phage. And while you're up there the brunette that was
securing the antenna ought to be sufficiently irradiated by now
for parboiling. Good movie, bad idea.... "ANYONE?"
She was actually kind of cute in a provincial way: until her teeth fell out

reply to post by Klassified


All real men love bacon....

All the rest are into that veggie soy stuff

reply to post by Realtruth


No, it's absolutely probable. With the rotation of our Sun around Alcyone, which does a figure 8 with Jupiter and Sirius, the Electric universe physics enable that pile to hold perfect shape.

I'm hungry....and on my second Tiger beer, thanks to the Singapore Airlines Christmas Basket just delivered to me.

On the other hand, watching the skies, I see.........Qantas, Virgin Airways and........a bird.

Just another Friday.

Originally posted by Realtruth

The one on the right kinda reminds me of Phage...