The Ultimate Doomsday Gloom and Doom Thread!

Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by Phage

 

I love you too man.....
I feel a group hug coming on....

I knew it!

Slayer is taking on a little too much Christmas cheer...

Merry Christmas.

Even the sheep know......

reply to post by Phage


Phage being funny, I mean actually really funny, must surely qualify as a SOTA (Sign of the Apocalypse)

reply to post by jude11


I've Ascended!




Or

Too much Holiday cheer.
I think I'll join Neo96 up on the roof and cap some post 2012 Zombies....

man, people are making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow

Best song for tonight's festivities...

Tiptoes through mountains of empty beer bottles...skirts around the house of beer cans stacked to the ceiling, rounds the tipped over fondue table...hops over piles of Beezzer raisins....

Made it....I really made it....

Seeing as just about every bottle of libations here are empty...I'm opening up my private doomsday bunker for one and all....

Enter at your own risk.....bring your own glass or bucket...whatever floats your boat....



Des

Hey. How's a guy get drink around here?
Hell with end of the world. My glass is empty!

Originally posted by Phage
reply to post by beezzer

 

Not good. With a mouthful of peanuts that might sound like:

AARRRGGGHHHMFMP

Slow down Phage 3 hookers at one time damn thought you were a skeptic..

save one for me man the world is ending in just over an hour i need not it be without hookers and red solo cups

reply to post by Phage


Glass empty?

Thats beezzer's doing.

Don't set your glass down around him for second....

Just shoo him away.....

reply to post by Phage


You have to do a lap dance Phage.

OMG!!!

I'm gonna miss my girls

Originally posted by zazzafrazz
reply to post by Phage

 

Phage being funny, I mean actually really funny, must surely qualify as a SOA (Sign of the Apocalypse)

That is not Phage, he actually ascended, this is the new multiple DNA strand activated Super Phage.


He doesn't reside in this dimension anymore, but multiple ones.

Originally posted by jude11
I have...

12 rubber chickens
11 condoms,
10 pairs of socks
9 cigars
8 jars of KY
7 twinkies
6 bottles of Jack Daniels
5 onion rings
4 potatoes
3 fake ID's
2 fortune cookies (In case I don't agree with one)
and...

1....Big Ass Turkey....Just in case!

Forgot to add the double barrel persuader by the sofa in case someone wanted to make off with my fortune cookies and KY...

Merry Christmas to all.

edit on 19-12-2012 by jude11 because: (no reason given)

And an emotionally rewarding politically correct non denominational cold solstice
and well deserved traditional labor dormancy to you too Jude bud. And Merry Christmas
too.
Just a question for the war movie guys-- "Last Week on Band of Brothers:" style...
your mess kit if I'm not mistaken said something like 11 condoms and 8 jars of KY.
Insinuating something other than the United States Postal Code 2-dig for Kentucky.
I was a little concerned about the stipend ratio, and wondered if you found out how
to make a Slippery Bomb outa ...
no, wait. Let me get this straight, the WW2 type sucker is supposed to STICK to
the Panzer/Tiger/Maltese doublecross dude. More on my mind is what do you add
to the emulsion to make it TriNitroToulene ?!
Inquiring filthy minds want to know, including this Norwegian chopper pilot I'm
courting presently... think 'er Vulcan's got one hung up. Forget it, she looked over
my shoulder and split for the bar to meet her sister.
Damn. Well, back to standard issue.

reply to post by zazzafrazz

Ok


Oh...wait

reply to post by SLAYER69


Maybe that is for the best,get some blood back upstairs where
it belongs.Otherwise this topic is a wee too deep for me,I'm off to
bed,night,night.

reply to post by Realtruth


Oh Balls! I thought he was one of the lucky ones going to hell with me!

Originally posted by Phage
Hey. How's a guy get drink around here?
Hell with end of the world. My glass is empty!

Plenty of Vodka ice here at the moment...

Enough to last me till early morning hours...

reply to post by Phage


Now THAT is a SOTA