The Ultimate Doomsday Gloom and Doom Thread!

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Sets broken clock to 11:11.......

Slips "comfortable" shoes on......

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Some cool end of the world music.

Originally posted by bekod
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Easy tell her that Billly boy is there with a box of Cee'gars and the DESK form the O room, but stand back when you tell her that , you might get a face full of door,

I'm an old man, and drunk! I'm in no condition for those sorts of evasive gymnastics!

as far as the run add some coconut, helps stop the stains

Good idea! As a bonus, the coconut pulp might plug the hole it ate in the floor!

Originally posted by bekod
reply to post by nenothtu

 

Easy tell her that Billly boy is there with a box of Cee'gars and the DESK form the O room, but stand back when you tell her that , you might get a face full of door,

I'm an old man, and drunk! I'm in no condition for those sorts of evasive gymnastics!

as far as the run add some coconut, helps stop the stains

Good idea! As a bonus, the coconut pulp might plug the hole it ate in the floor!




[size=24]ETA:

I was gonna edit this double post out, but realized in my stupor that it's the perfect example of how drunks repeat themselves all the time...

Originally posted by sugarcookie1
run for your lives..sugarcookie1

Sugarcookie has warned us.
I have a Bug out Bag all ready. I've added a few things just for the occasion such as a few legos

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Whoa, thats some strong stuff.

I'm seeing double from here!!!

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So drunk, you posted twice!!!!






For my insubordination Regent, I will hold off with tripping your land mines, around your bunker....

Don't need you shooting me as I approach!

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Double ?? seeing triple and i just got here, refill please...

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I think I'll just quietly stand directly behind you, and hand LEGOs and hairpins to you over your shoulder...

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I was going to blame the double post on the keyboard, specifically having to fend off an early zombie attack with it, but then quickly realized that you guys would probably see right through that... the excuse, NOT the zombies! Zombies are easy to see through... even when they are on fire from the asteroid impact!

Originally posted by nenothtu

Wait a minute...


Hold the phone........


I'm grateful for you sharing this pic of your Doomsday survival wardrobe. I had the same identical outfit picked out. It would have been an horrible Fashion fupa had WE both shown up wearing that at the FEMA camp.

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Hell, I spilled Johnny "Blue" Label on my keyboard months ago. Its never responded better !!!

Originally posted by SLAYER69

God....

That's an ugly necklace...........

I honestly think a Black Lariat necklace would suit Neno better...

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Wait a minute...


Hold the phone........


I'm grateful for you sharing this pic of your Doomsday survival wardrobe. I had the same identical outfit picked out. It would have been an horrible Fashion fupa had WE both shown up wearing that at the FEMA camp.

I'm partial to the cape ensemble anyhow (it gots that big bit o' bling on my chest! SHINY!), so you can wear that one without fear of clashing.

I may keep the shoes, though...

Originally posted by sonnny1
God....

That's an ugly necklace...........

If I'm not mistaken those have been passed down from generation to generation father to son

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Yup. My great-great-great-great-great grandpa Blackbeard neno first, ummm,,, "acquired" ... the pearls somewhere in Puerto Rico... or the Orient... or the Spanish Main... or somewhere.

I wish he'd passed down gold instead, not that it's going to matter after tomorrow....

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naw just form bill to monica too well just about evryone else, cape nope dont do it for me the black out fit... how do you guys find my house??? speaking of house any one see a horse???

I tell you what.

Maybe someone here at ATS can help. I've been looking for a good solid pair of all Weather Gortex pumps
Size 11.5 US. Camouflage.


Havent had any luck but you should see some of the looks and replies I've been getting at the Mall shoe stores.

Originally posted by SLAYER69

Originally posted by sonnny1
God....

That's an ugly necklace...........

If I'm not mistaken those have been passed down from generation to generation father to son

At least he didn't get a pair of these, last Apocalypse.....

BTW, When do I turn this thing on, Boss?