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reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 10:23 PM by ThirdEyeofHorus

Originally posted by SLAYER69
I have Twinkies, a pencil sharpener, a ruler, scotch tape and a potato in my Bug out bag.

A potato? Ohhh i have to know why.
The local weather people say residents in my area should have food and water and a flashlight in the car for extreme wind and weather advisories. Some people also carry blankets and hats and such as well.
But that's just regular conditions.
Mebbe for 2012 I need some Andes choc/mint cookies and maybe some beef jerky for protein.

reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 10:24 PM by neo96

Imma gonna be bummed if the world ends

No more ats!

Oh the humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!

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reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 10:24 PM by jude11

Originally posted by kdog1982

Originally posted by jude11
I have...

12 rubber chickens
11 condoms,
10 pairs of socks
9 cigars
8 jars of KY
7 twinkies
6 bottles of Jack Daniels
5 onion rings
4 potatoes
3 fake ID's
2 fortune cookies (In case I don't agree with one)
and...

1....Big Ass Turkey....Just in case!

Forgot to add the double barrel persuader by the sofa in case someone wanted to make off with my fortune cookies and KY...

Merry Christmas to all.

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Worried about you jude,condoms and KY???
And cigars????
Remind me to stay far away from jude.

I ain't for da squeamish...

Peace

reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 10:25 PM by randyvs

reply to post by SLAYER69

Can you be over prepared Slayer ?

My land I think you've achieved it

reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 10:25 PM by jude11

Originally posted by mamabeth
reply to post by jude11

I almost got my dogs mixed up,I almost posted something to kdog
instead of you.You are the sick puppy who wrote those twisted 12
days of christmas.

I cannot tell a lie....wait...Yes I can.

Peace

reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 10:27 PM by Signals

Hey Slay, I just gave away all my Earthly possessions!

reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 10:32 PM by kdog1982

One way or another,I don't think I'll be around much longer.
Between 12/21/12 and Christmas,I would be better off with doomsday because it will be alot less painful then my wife's pre-christmas panic and chaos.
Please let the Mayans be right!

reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 10:33 PM by SLAYER69

reply to post by Signals

There is always one in every crowd.
Jude is being optimistic with the KY and condoms me thinks...

reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 10:37 PM by Realtruth

The world can't end on the 21st, cause I have a purple theme party to attend on New years eve.

I wasn't sure what to wear purple wise, so I bought purple Easter egg dye and I am going to take a bath in it.

reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 10:37 PM by beezzer

Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by Signals

There is always one in every crowd.
Jude is being optimistic with the KY and condoms me thinks...

I saw that and thought, "Is Jude going into politics?"

reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 10:42 PM by SLAYER69

Originally posted by ThirdEyeofHorus

A potato? Ohhh i have to know why.

If the Irish can stave off disaster with the "potato" so can I!

reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 10:43 PM by sonnny1

Just told the Boss I quit !

Figured it was the least I could do, knowing the end of the World is upon us!

Scotch and Cigar in my hands...............

reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 10:45 PM by Ben81

Originally posted by beezzer

Originally posted by Ben81
nice new avy Slayer lol

Gotta give props!

SLAYER did my avy as well!

Thanks buddy!

It look like Detroit now

reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 10:52 PM by baddmove

Man, all I have is beer and a bag o' chips...

eww...I found some Top Ramen..beef..

I will live forever now......

even if I die..Top Ramen will keep me ALIVE!!

reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 10:53 PM by kdog1982

I adjusted my avatar accordingly.
A boy and his dog.

reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 10:55 PM by neo96

A potato? Ohhh i have to know why.

Potatoes!

I been watching youtube videos on how to make my own potato chips and french fries couldn't help myself was the Irish in me.

Comfort food is a must for the end of the world.

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reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 11:01 PM by sonnny1

reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 11:05 PM by union_jack

My warning is this, if you've taken any kind of laxative, unplug the fan....A.S.A.P

reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 11:06 PM by beezzer

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

POTATOES!

(at my age, I really shouldn't be saying "RRRRRRR" and grunting. Good thing I'm near a bathroom)

reply posted on 19-12-2012 @ 11:07 PM by kdog1982

Originally posted by beezzer
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

POTATOES!

(at my age, I really shouldn't be saying "RRRRRRR" and grunting. Good thing I'm near a bathroom)

And stay away from fans!