The Ultimate Doomsday Gloom and Doom Thread!

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im glad you bumped it, this thread is freaking awesome!!

as far as my SHTF/Doomsday scenario that would be interesting to see: a comet of or yellowstone exploding
as long as i can open a console and type in cheat codes before it happens

and like i said before reading this thread has given me many lols

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Are you prepared?

I'm ready for the 2012 Apocalypse...

I have Coffee, Double chocolate chip gooey cookies, access to the interwebs and all the episodes of AMCs "The Walking Dead"

I'm good to go.

Doom,
or as the French say, Le Dewm,
or as the Germans say, Der Duhm,
or as the British say, "Madonna".



Got my doom hat on, got my doom avatar sportin', gonna be jamming with my doom-tunes later tonight.

Haters not welcome...

Don't be hating simply because some of us thought ahead and are prepared!

I have Twinkies, a pencil sharpener, a ruler, scotch tape and a potato in my Bug out bag.

It ain't doom and gloom til the Stone's say so..........................

I have leather/feather clothes and have shaved my head into a Mohawk.



Okay, I'm regretting the haircut right now.

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How about some old 50's sci-fi movies and I'll make popcorn?

Originally posted by SLAYER69
So I tossed this one together with both very realistic real world scientifically possible scenarios and some not so possible ones.

Possible? Global warming is not only possible but happening as we type. The rest are interesting to fathom, but too far fetched. Some of us can't see the doom that's biting us in the a##.

Originally posted by neo96
zombies FTW!!!!!!!!!

only scenario where i could actually survive.

take the high ground freinds and make it rain

the lead kind of rain of which there is no shelter.

and remember folks the only good zombie is one after you have given them a double tap in the chest and one in the ye olde noggin.

my god have mercy on their souls.


best part of a zombie apocalypse: no more politics and a bunch of people saying "damn maybe it wasnt such a good idea to ban guns after all "

edit on 16-5-2011 by neo96 because: (no reason given)

Less than a year later they wanna ban guns hate when I'm right.

I have...

12 rubber chickens
11 condoms,
10 pairs of socks
9 cigars
8 jars of KY
7 twinkies
6 bottles of Jack Daniels
5 onion rings
4 potatoes
3 fake ID's
2 fortune cookies (In case I don't agree with one)
and...

1....Big Ass Turkey....Just in case!

Forgot to add the double barrel persuader by the sofa in case someone wanted to make off with my fortune cookies and KY...

Merry Christmas to all.

I'm ready........




For Zombie Santa

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Originally posted by mamabeth
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Correct me if I am wrong...doesn't this outfit have a back flap?
It has to have one because of your tail,I forgot about that.

edit on 19-12-2012 by mamabeth because: (no reason given)

Of course! Leather is difficult to take off when you have to make potty.

Errrr. . . . I mean, DOOM! RAGE! SURVIVAL!

Originally posted by jude11
I have...

12 rubber chickens
11 condoms,
10 pairs of socks
9 cigars
8 jars of KY
7 twinkies
6 bottles of Jack Daniels
5 onion rings
4 potatoes
3 fake ID's
2 fortune cookies (In case I don't agree with one)
and...

1....Big Ass Turkey....Just in case!

Forgot to add the double barrel persuader by the sofa in case someone wanted to make off with my fortune cookies and KY...

Merry Christmas to all.

edit on 19-12-2012 by jude11 because: (no reason given)

Worried about you jude,condoms and KY???
And cigars????
Remind me to stay far away from jude.

Originally posted by jude11
9 cigars
8 jars of KY

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nice new avy Slayer lol

Originally posted by Ben81
nice new avy Slayer lol

Gotta give props!

SLAYER did my avy as well!

Thanks buddy!

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I almost got my dogs mixed up,I almost posted something to kdog
instead of you.You are the sick puppy who wrote those twisted 12
days of christmas.