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Leader of Univeral Empire of Dark

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posted on May, 13 2011 @ 03:26 PM
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My previous post was deleted for some reason. I spent a good half hour typing my story. No reason given. All rules were strictly observed.

Anyway, I am the leader of the Universal Empire of Dark. We are "NOT" recruiting humans from the planet Earth in our conflict against the Galactic Federation of Light. The GFOL would have you believe they are benign and helpful. Don't be fooled. They are not. They are building a "death star" which could destroy Earth and the Universal Empire of Dark with one swift stroke. We need your help to combat this tyranny and oppression. Free health, dental, and vision insurance along with a generous salary.

Nanu Nanu,
Universal Empire of Dark Leader,
ElGatoLoco
edit on 13-5-2011 by ElGatoLoco0698 because: Because I can't "recruit"

edit on 13-5-2011 by ElGatoLoco0698 because: deleted some useless info

edit on 13-5-2011 by ElGatoLoco0698 because: not recruiting




posted on May, 13 2011 @ 03:35 PM
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edit on 13/5/2011 by Sauron because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 13 2011 @ 03:36 PM
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Your not recruiting but you need our help hmmmm.......



posted on May, 13 2011 @ 03:39 PM
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Originally posted by ElGatoLoco0698
Free health, dental, and vision insurance along with a generous salary.


edit on 13-5-2011 by ElGatoLoco0698 because: Because I can't "recruit"

edit on 13-5-2011 by ElGatoLoco0698 because: deleted some useless info

edit on 13-5-2011 by ElGatoLoco0698 because: not recruiting




Awesome



posted on May, 13 2011 @ 03:40 PM
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Well if the GFOL does destroy the entire Universal Empire of Dark we will bury all one of you.



posted on May, 13 2011 @ 03:40 PM
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sorry for the short post, but...

"WOW"

i'm speechless



posted on May, 13 2011 @ 03:40 PM
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I think this thread is summarized by the poster el gato loco, the crazy cat! I think you've had enough paint chips buddy because you are one crazy cat. A death star wow, this wouldn't be like the one in that movie Star Wars would it. O wait let me guess they already took out the wookies too. Bastards, what did those fury little dudes ever do. I'm calling this one failed /thread.



posted on May, 13 2011 @ 03:42 PM
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Yes'r. They told me I couldn't "recruit" people and then deleted my long time consuming story. It was much more entertaining. They could have just as easily told me and I would have changed it, or they could have taken the word recruit out. This mod chose to employ ego and delete an entire post as opposed to just deleting one word.



posted on May, 13 2011 @ 03:45 PM
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Do you offer vacation time and 401K? Is the healthcare plan PPO or HMO?



posted on May, 13 2011 @ 03:45 PM
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Originally posted by mileslong54
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I think this thread is summarized by the poster el gato loco, the crazy cat! I think you've had enough paint chips buddy because you are one crazy cat. A death star wow, this wouldn't be like the one in that movie Star Wars would it. O wait let me guess they already took out the wookies too. Bastards, what did those fury little dudes ever do. I'm calling this one failed /thread.


Yeah, I think this story has more credibility than many of the other posts here.



posted on May, 13 2011 @ 03:47 PM
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Originally posted by offmycloud
Do you offer vacation time and 401K? Is the healthcare plan PPO or HMO?


Damn it! I hadn't thought about that. I'll get back to you on that.



posted on May, 13 2011 @ 03:47 PM
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Your advanced scouts have given all the information on your civilization we need. Your emissaries have been taken into custody and all that remains is for your personal capture.

While you were so busy writing your original post which was deleted we have had time to triangulate your location and will be advancing on your position in short order. Did you think that deletion was an accident?

Enjoy your comunications with us while you can.

Welcome and just remember to shut the door when you leave.



posted on May, 13 2011 @ 03:48 PM
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Originally posted by ElGatoLoco0698

Originally posted by mileslong54
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I think this thread is summarized by the poster el gato loco, the crazy cat! I think you've had enough paint chips buddy because you are one crazy cat. A death star wow, this wouldn't be like the one in that movie Star Wars would it. O wait let me guess they already took out the wookies too. Bastards, what did those fury little dudes ever do. I'm calling this one failed /thread.


Yeah, I think this story has more credibility than many of the other posts here.


Link?

Sorry I had to.

Anyways, welcome.



posted on May, 13 2011 @ 03:48 PM
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Originally posted by Soldier of God
Well if the GFOL does destroy the entire Universal Empire of Dark we will bury all one of you.


Yeah, I know. I can't recruit. I wonder if you can support?



posted on May, 13 2011 @ 03:51 PM
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Wow alot of those LARPERS dont offer those type of benefits....I think the most they ever offer is free cardboard swords.



posted on May, 13 2011 @ 03:52 PM
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Originally posted by Sauron
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Hi ElGatoLoco0698, and welcome to the Introductions Forum, a place to say hello to the ATS community. For now you can reply to any thread in any member forum you wish, as well as send & receive (PM's) Private Messages to Staff only for now. Once you have achieved 20 posts, you will then be able to start your own threads and additionally send & receive messages to and from fellow ATS members.

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edit on 13/5/2011 by Sauron because: (no reason given)


Thank you kindly good sir. I wish the other mod would have responded with such welcome before deleting my entire thought out story.



posted on May, 13 2011 @ 04:06 PM
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Hey, do you know this guy?

www.abovetopsecret.com...

Looks like they beat you here.


edit on 13-5-2011 by GringoViejo because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 13 2011 @ 04:12 PM
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Originally posted by TerryMcGuire
Your advanced scouts have given all the information on your civilization we need. Your emissaries have been taken into custody and all that remains is for your personal capture.

While you were so busy writing your original post which was deleted we have had time to triangulate your location and will be advancing on your position in short order. Did you think that deletion was an accident?

Enjoy your comunications with us while you can.

Welcome and just remember to shut the door when you leave.



I knew it! You GFOL bass turds! I got news for you, I'll be harder to find than Bin Laden, that evil agent you GFOL punks planted in Afghanistan!



posted on May, 13 2011 @ 04:17 PM
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Originally posted by ElGatoLoco0698

Originally posted by TerryMcGuire
Your advanced scouts have given all the information on your civilization we need. Your emissaries have been taken into custody and all that remains is for your personal capture.

While you were so busy writing your original post which was deleted we have had time to triangulate your location and will be advancing on your position in short order. Did you think that deletion was an accident?

Enjoy your comunications with us while you can.

Welcome and just remember to shut the door when you leave.




I knew it! You GFOL bass turds! I got news for you, I'll be harder to find than Bin Laden, that evil agent you GFOL punks planted in Afghanistan!


What type of Bass?

Small mouth? Large mouth? Striper? Kentucky? Rock? Goliath?

Fender? Gibson? Hondo? Ibanez? Godin? Ernie Ball? Warwick?


edit on 13-5-2011 by GringoViejo because: (no reason given)

edit on 13-5-2011 by GringoViejo because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 13 2011 @ 04:32 PM
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Originally posted by GringoViejo

Originally posted by ElGatoLoco0698

Originally posted by TerryMcGuire
Your advanced scouts have given all the information on your civilization we need. Your emissaries have been taken into custody and all that remains is for your personal capture.

While you were so busy writing your original post which was deleted we have had time to triangulate your location and will be advancing on your position in short order. Did you think that deletion was an accident?

Enjoy your comunications with us while you can.

Welcome and just remember to shut the door when you leave.




I knew it! You GFOL bass turds! I got news for you, I'll be harder to find than Bin Laden, that evil agent you GFOL punks planted in Afghanistan!


What type of Bass?

Small mouth? Large mouth? Striper? Kentucky? Rock? Goliath?

Fender? Gibson? Hondo? Ibanez? Godin? Ernie Ball? Warwick?


edit on 13-5-2011 by GringoViejo because: (no reason given)

edit on 13-5-2011 by GringoViejo because: (no reason given)


You know the name of too many bass. In this particular instance, I was referring to the fish on Rigel. They're 60 feet in length and weight as much as 10 tractor/trailers



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