The Case Of The Man Tricked Into Being Given An Enema Baffles Police

Originally posted by acrux
reply to post by IkNOwSTuff

 

I don't think anyone would be hot enough to let that happen to me,

edit on 12-5-2011 by acrux because: (no reason given)

True true,

But if it did happen and she was hot and used lube then I wouldnt feel so violated, If she was both hot and generous with the KY then it probably wouldnt be a story Id be embarrassed to tell my mates

Originally posted by acrux
reply to post by meathed

 

Yes he probably is just peeved because she didn't come back for more.

edit on 12-5-2011 by acrux because: (no reason given)

I think i need to join you in the naughty corner too.
As the more i think of this the more funny things that run through my head.
All i can say is , i bet his face was red and it wasn't from embarrassment
And I would like to know how the police man kept a straight face when reporting this offence.
Damn that would have been hard for him

reply to post by meathed
Welcome, very crowded now.

Originally posted by IkNOwSTuff

Originally posted by acrux
reply to post by IkNOwSTuff

 

I don't think anyone would be hot enough to let that happen to me,

edit on 12-5-2011 by acrux because: (no reason given)

True true,

But if it did happen and she was hot and used lube then I wouldnt feel so violated, If she was both hot and generous with the KY then it probably wouldnt be a story Id be embarrassed to tell my mates

Your funny
I give you two we lubed thumps up
If she was hot no lube would be required for most ,alittle spit on the finger would suit most just fine.
And if he was smart enough he would have taken photo's so he didn't have to tell his
mates, he could just show them.
It would save him having to explain just why he let it happened, plus he could utube that after.

hahaha. thanks! I needed a good laugh.

hilarious.

Just trying to imagine the conversation.
Knock knock>
Man "Hello"
Woman "Hello, I am here to give you an enema".
Man "Um, ok. Where do you want to do this?"
Woman "In the bedroom"

Gross!!!!

Originally posted by macman
Woman "Hello, I am here to give you an enema".
Man "Um, ok. Where do you want to do this?"

In your butt would have been her reply to him

reply to post by BobbyShaftoe

You beat me to it, Bobby! I was going to post the NYC '81 version.

Who'd have ever thought that song would be appropriate?

reply to post by meathed


Yeah.
Or like "in an uncomfortable place". Response "like the back of a VW"?

Thats ASSinine. Maybe it was a door to door colonic saleswoman and she was just giving a demo. All puns aside, if this happened to a woman no one would be joking and would be requesting castration of the perp and life in prison. I just love double standards.


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