The Case Of The Man Tricked Into Being Given An Enema Baffles Police

Just had to share this it was so funny.

web.orange.co.uk...

US police admit they are baffled after a woman tricked a partially sighted man into letting her give him an enema in his home.

"You are not, you are definitely not, going to believe this," Police Sgt Spencer Crum told journalists in Sonoma, California.

The 53-year-old man told police he was in his apartment when a woman appeared in his doorway, reports the Sonoma News.

She told him she was there to give him an enema. Because the man had recently undergone intestinal surgery, he thought that sounded possible.

The woman deftly guided him to his bedroom, had him drop his pants and lie face down on his bed. She then gave the man an enema and promptly left.

After a few days, the man - reflecting that the woman did not leave a card or any other identifying information - grew suspicious and contacted police.

An investigating officer promptly called the man's doctor and was told no enema had been prescribed, ordered or approved.

Sonoma police turned the case over to the domestic and sexual assault unit of the Sonoma Sheriff's Office who have yet to make sense of the incident.

That certainly made the man the butt of the joke.
Sorry I'll go stand it the naughty corner for that really bad pun.

I don't know which is more disturbing. A man getting tricked into receiving an enema... or someone randomly going around giving enemas for fun.

Whoooa, what the heck.
If it were me, regardless of why someone might be there, I always ask for ID. Too many strange people, and this just reinforces my feelings!
Hope that guy gets to the bottom of his problem

reply to post by Lulzaroonie
Sorry really bad pun, you go to the naughty corner as well.

OMG!!

The nurse fantasy I can understand...but, a random lady dropping by to give you an enema? I think maybe this guy was having some lucid dreams after his intestinal surgery.

I wish the article gave a description of the 'enemizer'...

we know a song about that, don't we billy....

www.videosurf.com...

reply to post by acrux


How bizarre.
I think it was the tax man( woman) coming to screw him over yet again
I cant believe the dirty little bugger let her do it without even asking for a name.
Are we sure it wasn't another alien probing.
Either way it will take this bloke a few day's to walk the embarrassment off.
I bet he looked like this after it happened

Ps. I think the only reason he wants to find out her name as he wants another visit.

Well at least now he has an interesting story to tell the grandkids.

reply to post by acrux


where i live that action costs $50 and up.

one more incident of why the world thinks Americans are not 'right in the head' still his age might have made him a bit befuddled, or the enema did.

reply to post by meathed
Yes he probably is just peeved because she didn't come back for more.

Geez he got a bum deal!

Don't worry, I'm already on my way to the corner...........

reply to post by Kryties
I think it's going to get very crowded here in the corner very soon.

I think everyone has missed whats important here,

Was she hot and did she use lube?

P.s F but no S, You didnt include nearly enough bad puns considering the subject matter

reply to post by IkNOwSTuff
I don't think anyone would be hot enough to let that happen to me,

I would love to be a juror on this case. The poor man would give his testamony & the court just wouldn't stop smirking. How does the court stenographer write down giggles & gaphors or blantant cracking up for that matter.

reply to post by acrux


If the guy can't see worth a hoot, how do we know that was really a woman and how do we know that was really an enema?

...just sayin'...

It's funny and all, but since the guy just had a surgery, and doctor say no enemas were prescribed or approved, it could have been a murder attempt. If his bowels had ruptured, she probably would not have helped him...

Strange story for sure. And I learned a word. Not a bad morning!

reply to post by RealAmericanPatriot
Scarey thought