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posted on May, 12 2011 @ 02:41 AM
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posted on May, 12 2011 @ 02:44 AM
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Very funny and entertaining thought, I predict that you will have zero takers lol. But even I'm not going to put my money on that.



posted on May, 12 2011 @ 02:46 AM
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You might wanna petition Donald Trump!



posted on May, 12 2011 @ 02:46 AM
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The good prophets are poor, thus you're screwed.

-Non
edit on 12-5-2011 by TrypToNonymous because: I fix it



posted on May, 12 2011 @ 02:51 AM
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I predicted this thread. . .but it was written by the time I got around to write my prediction! To think I spent so much time on those quatrains! Wait! I predict someone will say there will be zero takers!!! Dang!



posted on May, 12 2011 @ 02:51 AM
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It's all about volume!



posted on May, 12 2011 @ 02:52 AM
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LMAO thats hilarious



posted on May, 12 2011 @ 02:59 AM
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See "Hair".

I predicted the need for this "second line". I predict a third will be unnecessary. Give me your money.

-Non
edit on 12-5-2011 by TrypToNonymous because: Fix it too




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