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Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says

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posted on May, 11 2011 @ 04:47 PM
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This is good for a giggle so thought some here might enjoy it....



CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.


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posted on May, 11 2011 @ 04:52 PM
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What a shameless promotion of a really cool website.



posted on May, 11 2011 @ 04:53 PM
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Pfft...It just means he will become more powerful than we can possibly imagine.

LONG LIVE THE REBELLION!



posted on May, 11 2011 @ 04:55 PM
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A woman was killed when she was used as a shield by a male combatant, the Admiral said. Two droids were also reported missing.
It's ok though, those weren't the droids they were looking for.
Carbonite or it didn't happen.
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posted on May, 11 2011 @ 05:06 PM
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Well Vader better produce some Holo images or it's all Bantha crap
Is anyone else finding it hard to breathe all of a sudden??



posted on May, 11 2011 @ 05:12 PM
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And some crazy conspiracy theorists still say that the terrorist,Yoda, is still alive in a remote system, waiting to unleash a new generation of violent Jedi rebels. People are crazy, man



posted on May, 11 2011 @ 05:22 PM
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I've even heard rumours about the Empire using bounty hunters. I mean they wouldn't really do that would they? Isn't that a violation of the Hoth Convention??



posted on May, 11 2011 @ 10:43 PM
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damnit... i was gonna post this!!

"R2FAR2 · 14 hours ago
There's a lot going on here that we aren't being told. Has anyone ever actually seen Lord Vader's birth certificate? I bet that could tell us something."

Lol...



posted on May, 11 2011 @ 10:52 PM
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Originally posted by CodeRed3D
What a shameless promotion of a really cool website.




As Yoda would say, "My site you are suggesting? Would be if anything to say about it I had."



posted on May, 12 2011 @ 11:02 AM
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Great find! Even the reader comments had me laughing!



posted on May, 12 2011 @ 03:45 PM
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Originally posted by Konstantinos
Great find! Even the reader comments had me laughing!


some of the wittiest and most clever comments i ever read....i enjoyed them pretty much






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