Everything You Wanted to Know About Semen-Collecting Robots (and Then Some)

How much and where do I get one? And how about replacement parts?
Why not? At least it would not have a headace or want to 'talk'. The only problem I see is the electric bill going up. Oh, a power outage could be a problem so I guess a back-up generator may be needed.



Well I found out how much. MSRP $2800. Now I just need to find a dealer.

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there was a bunch of links to suppliers in the op article I Iinked to I didnt follow them so I dont know but they are there

Imagine a world, where the men's room has an extra stall with one of these little hoovers in it.

I don't want to, but I bet it's coming (no pun intended, i swear!) The day they do show up is the day I smash everything electronic I own, buy a horse and buggy and move to Pennsylvania!

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Since Fukushima I've been thinking that the Amish may be on to something. Then I think it's not the gadgets or even the electricity it's us.

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OK. now I just have to get $2800.

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Its pretty stiff when you got to pay $2800 just to masturbate especially when you consider the 95% success rate. If you rented it out would you get busted for being a pimp?