this is how I expect it to go:
seance: "Osama! Come in OSAMA!"
Osama: "WHAT!? WHAT!? I heard you the first time!"
seance: "Oh spirit of Osama, Were you the one responsible for 9/11?"
Osama: "Uhh, DUH! You saw the video right? I thought they would have made it more obvious.."
seance: "Make what obvious?"
Osama: "That I did it! I would have thought that your leaders would have done a better job to hide the fact that your beloved dollar is failing and
they need an excuse to control oil production and drug sells."
seance: "So they lied to the people to keep themselves from looking bad?"
Osama: "CHYEAH! Cmon are you serious? They made it seem that way and paid me a bunch of bones just to make videos saying that I did it and pretend to
be running through the mountains; I was really on a paid vacation the entire time! Just look at the leaders you had in office at the time; all there
fantasies about 'NUQULAR WAR.' I'm not surprised they drained the value of the dollar even MORE in war efforts, it was bound to happen, paranoia got
the best of you people."
seance: "So you and our Gov were in ties the entire time?"
Osama: "Of course! Isn't it obvious that they lied about finding me 9 years after I died?"
seance: "So the SEALS didn't kill you?"
Osama: "WTF! HAHA! No they didn't! I died from kidney failure 9 years ago for ALLAH'S sake! Your Gov is sure hiding a lot of trash from you
seance: "So they lied to us?"
Osama: "DUUUH! Just look at how mnay times they keep changing the dang story! Plus they supposedly dumped my body in the ocean HAHA! Then out of
nowhere they start talking about all this secret helicopter trash, then obama went everywhere in like 2 days to spread the word even more that I died
May 1st, plus all this trash about Libya and Greece backing out of the EU they basically used the media to brain wash the people yet again."
seance: "So why was the war really started?"
Osama: "Because your 'amazing' Gov was pissed that some gang of punks decided to burn a bunch of poppey harvests which would ruin drug trade and that
extra pocket money your leaders recieve, the Bloods and Crips aren't Red and Blue for no reason. Not only that, but everyone and their mom's knew that
your monkeys in suits were printing WAY TOO MUCH money to be able to back it up, so again they needed a reason to take control of resources.."
seance: "So who are the Taliban and Al Quida?"
Osama: "The CIA has always been great at creating disguises haven't they? Heck they fooled everyone in America. Plus with your forces all over there
bombing ish and establishing military posts everywhere they want, sure it'll piss people off and caused them to retaliate."
seance: "Will America fail?"
Osama: "Rome fell, Napolean fell, Great Britain fell, Nazi Germany fell, the Soviet Union fell. Your leaders are leading you on path that has been
cursed since the beginning of time. Honestly, like my videos said, you have been lied to countless time, you as a people need to rise up and take back
what is rightfully yours, don't let a monkey in a suit make all your decisions or decide your future; they will only destroy your lands.
"Now if you don't mind Pac, Biggy and I are going to take on Adolf, Saddam and JFK in some beer pong; Michael is here some where I can't see him it's
to bright; BRING IT ON INFIDELS!"
edit on 9-5-2011 by EL1A5 because: (no reason given)