A Royal Joke

Kate Middleton: (On her Hen Night) Elizabeth, i'm having problems while i'm sucking Williams member

Queen: Well what's the problem dear?

Kate: Well, I start feeling bloated and my stomach gets quite upset!

Queen: Have you tried Andrews?

Foul..stupid... Not funny....childish.... Dumb.... Did I say not funny?

reply to post by TerryMcGuire


What's wrong with mild adult humour? How is it foul?

Your attitude towards mild adult humour is the thing that's foul! And childish? You are the one who needs to GROW and lighten up buddy! (Edit: I need to lighten up myself)

Edit: I just realized that you said "Not Funny", So if you need me to explain the joke to you, so you get it; i'd be more than happy.

reply to post by Chipkin9


I like foul and I love stupid. I can even take childish but when they combine and are not funny????

You see I care not at all about members of the crown and a good joke at their expense is always a promise to me. as you suggest maybe I just didn't get it, and please do explain, but until you do here is a short one I just heard a minute ago.

A man and woman had been going out for several months and were out on a double date. The two women got up from the dinner table to make the trip to the girls room leaving the boyfriend and his buddy behind. The first woman had forgotten her purse and quietly returned to the table where she heard the two mens conversation.
Buddy! " so you and Ann are getting very close, are you thinking of getting married" to which the boyfriend replied" Why buy the cow if all you want is a little milk".

Well Ann was offended, not just because her boyfriend felt this way but also because this was such an OLD joke.

When the women returned to the table Ann was rather cold to her boyfriend. The other woman tried to warm up the conversation and asked Ann that since she and her boyfriend had been going out for quite a while, did the have any thoughts of getting married.

Ann turned to her ex-boyfriend, stared him straight in the face and said "No, why buy the whole pig if all you want is a little sausage."

reply to post by TerryMcGuire


LOL. Thx for the joke, i'll be sure to remember it.

Back to the Royal joke...Member is obviously toned down to mean (snip). Andrews is a soluble tablet in the UK/Ireland to drink as to relieve the symptoms of upset, bloated and unsettled stomachs, However Prince ANDREW, happens to be one of the royal family, So when the Queens says "Have you tried Andrews?"...Muahaha Read it again.

reply to post by Chipkin9


Now it is funny. But you must admit that without an understanding of the connection and double meaning of "Andrew's" there really IS no joke. I apologize for jumping as I did through my cultural ignorance.
Actually it is now a rather cute little joke. Short, and packs a lot of punch in the punchline.

Not even a joke, but a truth...

Vivid Entertainment (porn producer) has offered Kate's sister Pippa (otherwise known as "Her Royal Hotness") 5 million to do an explicit scene in a movie). (according to TMZ)

I seriously doubt she'll take it though....

reply to post by Gazrok


Tbh, I don't think she's that great looking...But I sure would watch the porno

However, if it is indeed true, I can't see her accepting to star in one either, as she wouldn't want to bring shame to the Royals and her sister in particular; and I don't think she would want to be "Disowned".

5 million is a lot of money though. Somehow, I don't think that Royal money extends to siblings of those who marry into it. But yeah, the palace would probably throw her 5 million NOT to do it, hehe...

Originally posted by Gazrok
5 million is a lot of money though. Somehow, I don't think that Royal money extends to siblings of those who marry into it. But yeah, the palace would probably throw her 5 million NOT to do it, hehe...

Hahaha...Yeah, I can see the cringe on Kates face now as she's handing over a check (Thinking "She was really going to ew.....")

Hell, i'll get face surgery and do it for her for that kind of dough. Don't think i'll be looking in the mirror too often again though

reply to post by Chipkin9


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