(US Navy SEALs conversation as they approached
the LZ in Abbottabad)
SEAL 1) Now, what are we doing here again?
SEAL 2) We're here to get back that CIA Drug
Shipment that the ISI stole from them.
SEAL 1) Oh, OK ... Are we gonna get
SEAL 2) Naaaahhhh! He's been dead since 01.
They've had some new CIA dude recruited from
Afganistan as a double they've been using him
for years on the videos. Don't you watch youtube?
We're suppose to take him out so he can't squeal
on the CIA. ISI has been holding the next fake
video and they want a lot more money for this
one. Bastards. Don't they know we're trying to
wage an imaginary war here?? lol
SEAL 1) OH MY GOD !!! I think we're gonna hit
that concrete wall
SEAL 1 & 2) AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!
SEAL 2) Everybody OK ???
SEAL 1) think so, never ate the back side of
a mini-gun before. yuuuuccckkkkkkkk !!!
SEAL 2) Everybody head to the other chopper.
Whoa, wait a minute we got to get the dope first.
disclaimer: No SEALs were harmed in the
making of this motion picture. Any resemblance
to actual events in Abbottabad are strictly coincidental
edit on 5/8/2011 by boondock-saint because: (no reason given)