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666...LOL...I just HAD to do this...




Topic started on 31-7-2004 @ 02:55 AM by Toelint


"OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.

But did you know about....


660
Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI
Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000
Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666
Number of the Millibeast

/ 666
Beast Common Denominator

(-666) ^ (1/2)
Imaginary number of the Beast

6.66 e3
Floating point Beast

1010011010
Binary of the Beast

6, uh... what was that number again?
Number of the Blonde Beast

1-666
Area code of the Beast

00666
Zip code of the Beast

666mph
The speed limit of the Beast

$665.95
Retail price of the Beast

$699.25
Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95
Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66
Walmart price of the Beast

$646.66
Next week's Walmart price of the Beast

Phillips 666
Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666
Way of the Beast

666 F
Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k
Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg
Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66 %
5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.

$666/hr
Beast's lawyer's billing rate

Lotus 6-6-6
Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66
Word Processor of the Beast

i66686
CPU of the Beast

665.9997856
The Number of the Beast on a Pentium

666i
BMW of the Beast

DSM-666 (revised)
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

1232 Octal, Apt. 29A
Beast's hexed address

668
Next-door neighbor of the Beast

333
The semi-Christ"


Okay, two more...

666 SEND
The Cell Phone number of the Beast

66b6
Typo of the Beast

[edit on 31-7-2004 by Toelint]



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reply posted on 31-7-2004 @ 03:00 AM by intrepid


Damn funny man. Thanks for the chuckle. But you forgot 999, Beast standing on it's head.



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reply posted on 31-7-2004 @ 03:23 AM by Crysstaafur


eee -> Beast feeling ineffectual and quite flipped(backwards, whole world upside-down).

665 -> Beast's younger brother

6.66/hour Minimum Wage of the Beast

Ü -> Rotated Ascii value of the Beast

6666 -> Beast on growth hormones

66 -> Stunted Beast

@@@ -> Beast in a Black Hole


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reply posted on 31-7-2004 @ 03:44 AM by taibunsuu


How about 999, the beast's girlfriend?



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reply posted on 31-7-2004 @ 04:16 AM by StationsCreation


I heard this one on one of the Max Payne games.

667, Neighbour of the Beast.

And this one I just made up.

666999 . . . umm, nuff said.

[edit on 31-7-2004 by StationsCreation]



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reply posted on 31-7-2004 @ 05:39 AM by DaRAGE


LOL i like that ;P
good work chuckles ;P



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reply posted on 31-7-2004 @ 05:42 AM by intrepid


So does that make "Route 66", the "Highway to Hell"? That was one for those over 40.



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reply posted on 1-8-2004 @ 12:40 PM by MikeC


Lol that was quit funny thanks.I needed a good laugh for this crummy day I am having.



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reply posted on 1-8-2004 @ 01:02 PM by AmethystWolf




$769.95
Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul



LMAO!! too funny, thanks



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reply posted on 1-8-2004 @ 05:24 PM by pineappleupsidedown


lol, as funny as this is, im not surprised it only took 2 days to get this moved to BTS. sorry Toelint, lol

---pineapple



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