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Doomsday 2011: The Earth is exploding and no one is paying attention!

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posted on May, 5 2011 @ 02:49 PM
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So it's May the 5th now and I am wondering why I am still alive. I expected the Earth to have split into two by now.


You can see here and Here and here and according to this Portland should be underwater now.

Of course those are in the predictions forum... I made a thread there and it came true... not many others do...


What about all the ones that are made in other forums, the crazy lady on youtube.... Isn't the Madrid fault line supposed to have reshaped the US by now?


I'm just missing out on all the Earth ending disaster, I want to see it but I can't find it. So when the Earth explodes... Where do I go to see it? Is it only there for a few to witness?

Post all the other crap prophecies in this thread if you so choose. It would be nice for people to come in and apologize for being idiots too.


An idiot, dolt, or dullard is a mentally deficient person, or someone who acts in a self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way. Archaically the word mome has also been used. The synonymous terms moron, imbecile, and cretin have all gained specialized meanings in modern times. An idiot is said to be idiotic, and to suffer from idiocy. A dunce is an idiot who is specifically incapable of learning. An idiot differs from a fool (who is unwise) and an ignoramus (who is uneducated/an ignorant), neither of which refer to someone with low intelligence.
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Don't forget Nibiru and the Pole Shift.



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posted on May, 5 2011 @ 02:54 PM
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ATS should issue a 1,000,000 point award for the person who correctly predicts the end of the world!


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posted on May, 5 2011 @ 02:58 PM
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NOONE IS PAYING ATTENTION BECAUSE NOTHING IS HAPPENING1111



posted on May, 5 2011 @ 02:59 PM
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The calculations must have been off a little.

Recalculating as we speak. New dates will be available shortly.

Thank you.

(I visit the prophecy and prdiction forum once in a while. It is entertaining..
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posted on May, 5 2011 @ 02:59 PM
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Originally posted by AnteBellum
ATS should issue a 1,000,000 point award for the person who correctly predicts the end of the world!


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points don't matter now, so why would they matter when the world is ending?




posted on May, 5 2011 @ 03:00 PM
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Originally posted by Akragon

Originally posted by AnteBellum
ATS should issue a 1,000,000 point award for the person who correctly predicts the end of the world!


2nd


points don't matter now, so why would they matter when the world is ending?



Why would predicting it matter either? Besides having some time to buy booze and find women....



posted on May, 5 2011 @ 03:04 PM
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Ps. I am the only one that flagged you so far.

The op made me laugh. "They" get all worked up for the big one. Nothing happens.



posted on May, 5 2011 @ 03:05 PM
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every year there are a few dates when the world ends
enough with the fear mongering
so the world ends and you die you are going to die anyway
chill out
we are all getting sick of the same thing

some people think they are dying everytime they have to poop

sorry but we need to be more calm and rational about these things



posted on May, 5 2011 @ 03:10 PM
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Originally posted by boncho

Originally posted by Akragon

Originally posted by AnteBellum
ATS should issue a 1,000,000 point award for the person who correctly predicts the end of the world!


2nd


points don't matter now, so why would they matter when the world is ending?



Why would predicting it matter either? Besides having some time to buy booze and find women....



Exaaaaaatly...

I do want a front row seat to the end of the world though. Heh my luck its probably sold out anyways




posted on May, 5 2011 @ 03:11 PM
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Dude a few post above needs to chill and read the OP.

And I think youre confused. The rapture is on May 21, and the end of the world (earth explodes
believe it) will happen on October 21, just in time for the aliens on Elenin to watch and laugh at us. So you're obviously not being patient enough. Just wait, its coming.....

/sarcasm


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posted on May, 5 2011 @ 03:21 PM
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Originally posted by ProjectBlue
Dude a few post above needs to chill and read the OP.

And I think youre confused. The rapture is on May 21, and the end of the world (earth explodes
believe it) will happen on October 21, just in time for the aliens on Elenin to watch and laugh at us. So you're obviously not being patient enough. Just wait, its coming.....

/sarcasm


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The funniest thing I heard all week.



posted on May, 5 2011 @ 03:23 PM
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Exaaaaaatly...

I do want a front row seat to the end of the world though. Heh my luck its probably sold out anyways




The way it is going right now...

It seems like it's incredibly hard to get tickets to the show.



posted on May, 5 2011 @ 04:06 PM
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That is the beautiful thing about a Global cataclysm.
Mother nature cares not what preparations you have made, she will get you even if you are 2 miles under the surface in a sealed chamber with food, water, and oxygen supply.
Nature is an awesome thing, we cannot defend against.
Yes even the PTB are at her mercy.

So if it happens, no big.
If you survive it is only because you were supposed to, and there would be nothing we could do to prevent it.
Mom Nature has spoken, now hush your head and go to sleep, mommy is watching.



posted on May, 5 2011 @ 07:40 PM
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The earth, sun, Elenin, Mercury, and the moon will be aligned on Sept. 27, 2011.

Earth distance .381 AU
Sun distance .621 AU

Be sure to wear a double diaper on this day.



posted on May, 5 2011 @ 07:42 PM
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I prefer the toilet, thank you!


I wonder if there is a recorded event where someone pooped there pants now?
I mean how did that saying start?

Not to throw off the thread but I think I need to look into this. . .



posted on May, 5 2011 @ 11:13 PM
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mome is a great word, im going to have to start using that one




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