posted on May, 5 2011 @ 01:17 PM
Classic OP, I wish I could of seen their faces!
I hate when these people come to my door with their lunacy.
Several years ago I had a young lady and her mother come to my door one morning. It was a work day for normal folk so I'm betting they were not
expecting anyone to be home. Anyway I answered the door in just my bathrobe, unshaven, bed hair etc. I must of looked quite the fright. So I politely
ask what I can do for them, they say "Do you believe it will take nothing less then divine intervention to save Mankind?", I say "I have more faith
in my fellow man then that."
They just say ok and turn around and leave.
I'm thinking "what? no argument?"
I'm pretty sure I had underwear on but not 100% positive.
Here is another story I will share because it is funny.
One Sunday afternoon I am watching football, I see two rather handsome and well dressed young men approach my front door. They knock and I assume they
must be for my sister. So I yell for her to answer the door and she comes out of her room. She gets to the middle of the livingroom where she can see
out the door window and suddenly she falls to the floor and begins crawling on her hands and knees back to her room, as she goes she says
"It's the Jevoha's witnesses!"
I fell off the couch I was laughing so hard!