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Bouncing Breasts caused Japan Quake???

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posted on May, 3 2011 @ 07:23 PM
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Hi ATS.

Im having a very busy morning (im in Australia) studying the link between bazoombas and the Japan quake and think I might be onto something groundbreaking.

The magnitude 9.0 earthquake hit at 05:46:23 UTC Universal time on Friday March 11, 2011.
That's 12:46:23 EST Eastern Standard time and 14:46:23 Local Japan time.

Meanwhile,

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The girl on the left in this video. The one on the right is a bit runty lookin.
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And here...
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Could all the bouncing funbags around the world be combining to form one large resonant frequency?

If indeed this is true, we must get them to stop jumping around!
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A shining example of how this should be done with minimal effect on the environment and Japan.
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Sorry if this is in the wrong forum. Mods feel free to move to fragile earth, or Japan, or Space Exploration. Am welcoming any discussions on how we can fix this problem and enforce a more settled and less eratic form of chest cushion liberation.

Thank you.
Ps. Any discussion around sexual discrimination or sexism will be disregarded as nonsense.

edit on 3-5-2011 by Samuelis because: videos not working

edit on 3-5-2011 by Samuelis because: vids are so sexy

edit on 3-5-2011 by Samuelis because: videos are sexy

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posted on May, 3 2011 @ 07:32 PM
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7 Bouncing Boob vids and not one works?

C'mon!

lol






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posted on May, 3 2011 @ 07:36 PM
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tell me about it.. Uhhgg internet is so hard.



posted on May, 3 2011 @ 07:37 PM
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My research shows that it's actually from a lack of bouncing breast.


We need to get as many busty ladies bouncing as possible ASAP!



posted on May, 3 2011 @ 07:38 PM
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Well, As Philip Merilees asked.... Does the flap of a butterfly’s wings in Brazil set off a tornado in Texas?

Assuming the Butterfly Effect is real then bouncing breasts in one part of the word COULD have caused the Japanese Earthquakes.



posted on May, 3 2011 @ 07:40 PM
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reply to post by scojak
 


but then were will be getting 9.0's on a daily basis? expensive stuff!!



posted on May, 3 2011 @ 07:42 PM
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We do know that asians as a race arent extremely well endowed in the chest-sack regions so its kinda unfair that they should bear the brunt of our excessiveness?



posted on May, 3 2011 @ 07:51 PM
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Originally posted by Samuelis
but then were will be getting 9.0's on a daily basis? expensive stuff!!


Hey, I'm just thinking like the government... It doesn't matter who gets hurt or how much they loose as long as we get what we want!
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posted on May, 3 2011 @ 07:56 PM
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Originally posted by Samuelis
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We do know that asians as a race arent extremely well endowed in the chest-sack regions so its kinda unfair that they should bear the brunt of our excessiveness?


Don't know what part of Asia you been to but I lived there for 8 yrs and they ain't lacking!

They just don't put them on display like a bakery shelf in the West.

IMO



posted on May, 3 2011 @ 08:06 PM
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I have a feeling now we'll be seeing more youtube vids with 3 boobies ect.




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