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BREAKING NEWs: Chuck Norris comes home from vacationing in Pakistan Obama tells truth about Usamas d

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posted on May, 2 2011 @ 06:05 AM
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Apparently chuck's roundhouse kick sent Osama flying into the ocean never to be recovered again hence the story of sea burial. Also chuck Norris's kick has the power to change someones name after they are had been roundhouse kicked effectively changing Osama to Usama. Apparently chuck told Osama his name was Usama when Osama tried to correct chuck Norris chuck first roundhouse kicked his name then his face which also spun now newly Usama back in time to the date of a picture he once took which is why people think his death photo is a hoax and was photo shopped. Chuck Norris then killed himself raped all Usama 72 virgins and came back to life only to roundhouse kick him again into the ocean. Obama states all facts to be true and unquestionable under penalty of roundhouse kick
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posted on May, 2 2011 @ 06:07 AM
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Well that made me laugh
but seriously what is the point of this?

You get a star for comedy.



posted on May, 2 2011 @ 06:20 AM
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roundhouse kicked effectively changing Osama to Usama.


Usama is a known derivative of his name!
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posted on May, 2 2011 @ 06:24 AM
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This is ridiculous...

Chuck doesn't do any more roundhouses, after the last one made the poles starting to shift.



posted on May, 2 2011 @ 06:25 AM
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Originally posted by phatpackage
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Usama is a known derivative of his name!

roundhouse kicked effectively changing Osama to Usama.
Tho shall not question Obama or chuck norris will roundhouse kick you and change your name to Fatpackage.



posted on May, 2 2011 @ 06:26 AM
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Bahahaha
That one gets a star

I love ATS.



posted on May, 2 2011 @ 06:31 AM
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Awww true but this was a special case. Im not sure about this but apparently the ghost of Patrick swayze from roadhouse was also there and he took over norris so norris wouldn't make the poles shift again but that is unconfirmed Ps roadhouse!
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posted on May, 2 2011 @ 06:57 AM
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you guys don't noe nuttin
anjolina jolie is the one who makes the poles shift

it ain't her houses that are nice and round

Now, where were we?
oh yeah,
the burial of obama sin laden



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posted on May, 2 2011 @ 08:41 AM
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Originally posted by OleMB
This is ridiculous...

Chuck doesn't do any more roundhouses, after the last one made the poles starting to shift.





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