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posted on May, 2 2011 @ 06:33 AM
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I would punch the mirror for not giving a big donkey punch to nancy pelosi when I had the chance.




posted on May, 2 2011 @ 06:53 AM
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Thanks for that.

You will have to get in line though.

There is already a queue fromed.



posted on May, 2 2011 @ 06:57 AM
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Big Oil



posted on May, 2 2011 @ 07:25 AM
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Jesus. Just because he made people so worried about the next life that we all forget to live this one. I like his message about good works and all that though.



posted on May, 2 2011 @ 09:46 AM
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Queen Elizardbeth
I guess it can take a punch



posted on May, 2 2011 @ 10:28 AM
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Cute........
second line



posted on May, 2 2011 @ 08:19 PM
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I wanna punch myself for just not getting the whole profile thing. I'm trying. God knows I'm trying. Puncakes the noob. Fight Club tonight!



posted on May, 2 2011 @ 09:47 PM
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One more person to add to the list, My 11 year old daughter who just gave me a maigrane!!!!


Now don't call the nannystate I wouldn't really but if I could!!!!



posted on May, 2 2011 @ 11:00 PM
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i just saw ke$ha on t.v. I would LOVE to punch her twice =D



posted on May, 2 2011 @ 11:02 PM
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i wanna punch her like paul from tekken punches his enemies!



posted on May, 3 2011 @ 12:14 AM
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Micheal Cera

I love that vid



posted on May, 3 2011 @ 01:09 AM
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You know whats hella funny!!!?? when napolean dynamites uncle hits him in the face with a steak!!!



posted on May, 3 2011 @ 01:24 AM
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Originally posted by EarthwormJim
I would punch the mirror for not giving a big donkey punch to nancy pelosi when I had the chance.

Wiki "donkey punch" and you might not use the term anymore.

Besides Cera the only people I hate more are the Cast of jersey shore.God himself couldn't stop me from punching them in the face if I ever got the chance.



posted on May, 3 2011 @ 03:02 AM
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Originally posted by GoneGrey
reply to post by VicDiaz89
 


The guy who bought my husband's business six years ago and has been running it into the ground ever since. In all of that time I haven't been able to walk around the town in which I live without hubby's former clients making a point of coming over to me for the sole purpose of telling me how much they hate the new guy and the many ways in which he has treated them like crap. This leaves me feeling like we let those fine, loyal clients down by selling to this jerk.

The new owner clearly has an overinflated ego that I would hope could be deflated by a pop to the kisser -- compliments of me.


How about anonymously replacing the targets with a photo on the tavern dart games around town and get his mug up on the community festivals that will have dunk tanks this summer…Sorry this happened to you



Originally posted by VicDiaz89
reply to post by shockedonlooker
 


Good for you!
Release your inner tiger!


RAWR!!

Okay, how about one for road rage. I wanna punch the driver who's still moving 30 miles an hour six feet away from the stop sign. Looks directly at me while blowing the stop sign while chatting on the cell and flips me off while I sit in front of "yield" sign and fifteen kids at a school crossing.

Lot's of celebrities and politicians listed…no ex's, bosses or mother-in-laws? Wow! C'mon!
This thread is lolz



posted on May, 3 2011 @ 03:07 AM
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Originally posted by thatonedude

Originally posted by EarthwormJim
I would punch the mirror for not giving a big donkey punch to nancy pelosi when I had the chance.

Wiki "donkey punch" and you might not use the term anymore.



From wiki:
"Donkey punch was also one of several slang names for trades conducted by Enron."

OMG that's funny



posted on May, 3 2011 @ 03:30 AM
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this guy for sure
www.abovetopsecret.com...



posted on May, 3 2011 @ 04:07 AM
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The bully that is in the very middle of picking on someone. Tap, tap, on the shoulder and SMACK... oh yes...



posted on May, 3 2011 @ 04:58 PM
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Please tell me im not the only one who would pay to punch david spade!



posted on May, 3 2011 @ 05:34 PM
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Originally posted by VicDiaz89
Please tell me im not the only one who would pay to punch david spade!
Why David Spade, he is cool as hell.
edit on 3-5-2011 by bdb818888 because: I was making out with J Low



posted on May, 3 2011 @ 05:42 PM
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Youre right,hes ok,but when i see him on that damn tv show of his i just wanna punch him!lol



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