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Dead Alien In The Snow

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posted on Apr, 30 2011 @ 11:19 PM
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RUSSIAN ALIEN FOUND IN SNOW
Do you really Dead alien' video is a hoax ??

There's a new UFO crash video making the rounds titled, "Dead Alien Found in UFO Hotspot in Russia," and it shows two Russian men finding what appears to be a dead extraterrestrial alien near a tree stump in a snowy field in Irkutsk, Siberia

The video was released after villagers in the area reported seeing bright orange lights in the sky last month with one witness capturing the mystery lights on his or her mobile phone. At least one national TV news channel reported the alleged sighting with the .line "Uninvited Guests."

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posted on Apr, 30 2011 @ 11:22 PM
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We've seen this one already. It's a hoax, it's bread wrapped in chicken skin.



posted on Apr, 30 2011 @ 11:23 PM
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quickly delete your post before you get horribly flamed...just trying to help

proven hoax..made from bread or something



posted on Apr, 30 2011 @ 11:25 PM
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edit on 30-4-2011 by LadySkadi because: poetry is the answer...




posted on Apr, 30 2011 @ 11:46 PM
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Dead Alien in the snow.
Where o' where were you trying to go?

Was it fast or was it slow
when it came your time to go?

Your Alien skin no longer aglow.
As you lay there steaming in the snow.

Felled so early by a blow so low.
They never found your other toe.

But do you really know what doth blow?
That you are, as usual, #i!$g Faux!



posted on Apr, 30 2011 @ 11:51 PM
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Got almost eaten by a crow,
All that juicy chicken dough,
It came with recipe and roe,
This lovely ET bro !



posted on Apr, 30 2011 @ 11:55 PM
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OMG you poor thing posting this... Where have you been ?? Remove it dude before the sharks get you...



posted on Apr, 30 2011 @ 11:57 PM
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Lovely, lovely E.T. Bro
You found no comfort in that snow.

Trying to return to your cosmic home.
Your battered ship shook to and fro.

You knew it not but soon that toe
would be lost amongst the snow.



posted on May, 1 2011 @ 12:06 AM
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But wait! It's missing toe,
Was lost in space long time ago,
Bro's other body part,
Likewise decided to depart,
His physique - A work of art!
Their sex we cannot tell apart,
A way regarded as being smart,
Is to consider his amazing fart!



posted on May, 1 2011 @ 12:12 AM
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Yes his fart! Pay heed the fart!
With no apparent place from which to start.

Which may explain the avulsion of the leg
which is missing from the dough which makes up E. T Bro.
edit on 1-5-2011 by Frater210 because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 1 2011 @ 12:13 AM
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ET was made from bread
I chewed him up inside my .
He went through to the other side
now this thread cannot hide



posted on May, 1 2011 @ 12:13 AM
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Its not real..Use search next time. It's been posted many times already. It's NOT real.



posted on May, 1 2011 @ 12:17 AM
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You were right Frater.

Fun Fun is this thread
I'm Afraid it will soon be dead



posted on May, 1 2011 @ 12:22 AM
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You guys are funny!
Just like this alien's tummy.
Soft, warm and full of dirt,
Once covered by metallic shirt,
And maybe polyester skirt.



posted on May, 1 2011 @ 12:28 AM
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What are you saying? He was a drag queen?


edit on 1-5-2011 by timewalker because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 1 2011 @ 12:30 AM
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Goodnight my fellow earthling friends,
All flying saucers must come to ends.
Before you let this alien go,
Remember he is not John Doe.
Just like our president Obama,
He must have had a decent mama.
By giving birth in foreign state,
She switched the Birth Certificate.



posted on May, 1 2011 @ 12:31 AM
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I'm speculating, at least he seems like he is a tranny..



posted on May, 1 2011 @ 12:37 AM
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no that's what a dead kangaroo looks like. happens all the time in colorado...

google: dead kangaroo in the snow

yeah seems to be common. i read up on the incidents and sounds like little demons hide under the snow, then pop out like an vampire and suck all that blood out the kangaroo. common in the kremmling area in colorado



posted on May, 1 2011 @ 12:39 AM
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Good job Op!

Glad to see the quality of ATS threads evolve!






posted on May, 1 2011 @ 12:44 AM
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OMG I love this! You just cracked me up!




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