posted on Apr, 29 2011 @ 02:14 PM
Originally posted by WillNiendick
I HaTe YYyOUUUUU!
-Gumby Jesus (from the movie 'Brazil')
I really DO understand.
But...you may find yourself enjoying the new crime sitcoms this chip craze will spawn. Hollywood is instrumental in all fascist trends. You know, cops
and robbers all getting 'er done better than ever with their cellulars, catching the rapist, blowing up a hostage with the dialing of a number, stuff
like that. Form follows function. You cannot even be a successful bum unless you are strapped to the latest cellphone these days.
It will start with variations of kidnapping scenarios (remember the duracell commercial in which a lady loses sight of her 'kevin' while sitting in a
park? Kevin? KEVIN!!!???) That cut to the seedy windowless van driving away....?
I always felt so good for the lady when she saw her boy, felt her relief, and it was all because of Duracell.
Yes, like that, only more dramatic, intense. Within seconds after being separated from the mom, a signal will go out, databases will pop up, situation
analyzed by sexy police working in an office with 100 foot high ceilings, and a helicopter will swoop in and nab the bad guy just before the van gets
to the al queda warehouse, where greasy fat sexual deviates are waiting for their daily virgin to sacrifice.
The possibilities are, as usual, endless.
Bet they don't tell us that prisons will be the first application of this.
edit on 29-4-2011 by starless and bible black because: (no reason