posted on Apr, 29 2011 @ 02:06 AM
If an alien came knocking on my door, I'd feed it my garbage. If plants can use carbon monoxide to make oxygen, then maybe aliens can use my garbage
to make something practical like nitrous oxide. Then, while we're having a good laugh, I'd roll up a fattie and let the alien smoke the bulk of it.
Once that's done, I'd toss it in the car and go for a drive. First stop, my mother-in-law's house, so it can scare the Holy BeJeezus out of her.
I can already see the headlines in the following week's National Enquirer; "Alien cartwheels through Walmart farting laughing gas, incites laugh
riot, police are mystified!" and "Alien seen at gas station, pumping gas butt naked, police flabbergasted, exclusive images!"
It might even top my favorite NE headline, "Bat boy leads police on three state chase!", and of course, I'd post a video of the alien on YouTube,
cause if I posted a video here, it'd be debunked in less than three minutes.
A wise man once said; If you run behind a car, you will get exhausted, but if you run in front of a car, you will get tired.