posted on Apr, 28 2011 @ 02:03 PM
Guys this insect is very real and I myself have been bitten by it
Here's my story:
Once I was travelling through the amazon with nothing but food, water and my backpack
then I fell down a some hole hidden underneath fake trees that looked very organic
I was falling down some tunnel for 8 minutes with the sumerian tree of life carved around the tunnel walls
Once I finally hit the ground I walked a little around to find a way out and instead I found a secret underground amazon city inhabited only by the
hottest women i've ever seen in my life.
I thought that they were poor because of lack of clothing but them only wear bikinis was by choice I later learned.
Though they were extremely attractive like no other women i've seen they were also very strong, when I approached them to explore romantic avenues
they first wanted to test my strenght and I agreed.
They all kicked my arse and threw me out.
Then.. I left wandering through the Amazon again and then the insect bit me
I started being able to run VERY fast and able to pick up trees and had a permanent erection.
So I went back to the secret underground city and demanded a rematch
They were then all incredibly attracted to me and looked at my while drooling
Long story short I think I got them all pregnant but some of them gave birth to men so they have vowed to destroy me, but whenever they see me they
get all attracted all over again and then we go at it again and again and again.
Guys, this bite is not a gift it is a curse!!!