posted on Apr, 28 2011 @ 10:53 AM
reply to post by Chrisfishenstein
Sweet! Ok, here we go.....
My name is Stephen Jenkins. And here is why I believe I should be nominated for Anti-Christ...
I come from a family background where on one side the fam is Jehovah Witnesses and the other side Mormon.
I once thought I was bi-curious, but then I realized enjoying a good prostate rub isn't the same as liking men.
When I was young, I used to put socks over the family pet cats head for giggles.
I always trim the fat off my roasts and steaks, I find it too rubbery and dislike the texture.
I subscibe to Glee on Hulu under my private section.
I once threw up on a little girl after taking a ride on the Skyscream on a head full of '___'.
When I find spiders in my home, I scoop them up and place them outside rather than smashing them.
I forced all my friends to watch Jessica Black's Friday on Youtube.
I prefer marijuana over Tylenol or Advil.
I've bathed twice in public parks.
Anyone care to second my nomination?
edit on 28-4-2011 by Lighterside because: typo correction