William and Kate will get divorced.

Yes there you have it. From the typing fingers of the swami himself.

Timeline is foggy, but its gonna happen cause my ATS crystal ball says it will.

So as you're watching the Events unfold, I'm sure my prediction will pass through your mind now. Then you will wonder,

"Why are they spending all this money for nothing?"

(swami mayabong vanishes in a puff of reddish smoke)

i say there will be a fifty fifty chance of this happening.

I dreamed about it. then i wrote it down. I believe everything I read.

2017.

I say she'll die and it will be like Princess Diana's death. Who needs divorce when you have private assassins?

Hmm yeah they have to get married first! ... OP you could be completely wrong and an Alien Mother-ship drops out of the sky on wedding day and beams them up to start up a New colony of Merovinginian Earthling Hybirds on Betelgeuse and yeah I saw it in the bottom of my cup of Joe this morning...lmfao

I don't think they can divorce. They are practically related already by that Sir... something guy. That would be an interesting divorce though. Do the royals have prenups?

I think they will be okay. They both seem cool headed and responsible, and unlike his father William got to marry the woman he actually wanted to.

I wonder if they make a big media even out of that as well ?

Kate will wait until WIllie becomes King and then have him go on a trip far far away that he will never be seen again, then she, like a Russian Mail Order bride, will swoop for the throne! Latch on to it! Embrace it! Snap n snarl at her opponents. Then, she will do the unthinkable. She will declare herself THE QUEEN!!!!!!!

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Thta is fine, in NZ and OZ we will have given the whole royal carry on away long time ago.
Totally irrelevant except to those Americans who would love to be part of the monarchy and wish they had a king (or Queen) in the White House.

Oh the eternal optimists and well-wishers on ATS!
Always on their toes, spreading cheer...

Actually I had a short snippet of a dream, and I think I was Kate.
Thousands of people were outside waving and cheering.
But the dress was ugh, and I felt like a real bridezilla.
Then I thought: "No I can't go through with it ...William's already going bald, and by the time I'm 30 he'll look like his dad, rather than his mum".
So I threw down the bouquet and dashed out in tears.

I took a very Bridget Jones kind of decision, that any fan of the chick-flick would understand.
I wanted William to want me for ME, and not this whole circus.
But duh...will he ever?

So I dressed in a Burqua and slipped out of Britain to grow poppies with the poor children in some third-world country until William marries me on my terms...
Or even better, I'll wait for Harry to pop over for some propaganda photos.
Oh whatever...

And then I woke up...

(swami Mayabong appears in a puff of red smoke)

Wow these other predictions way outdo mine. You guys must have the latest version of the ATS crystal ball. I got mine at Wal mart.


(swami Mayabong vanishes in a puff of pink smoke)

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Not until they have children.

The inbreds need more fresh genetics. Diana wasn't enough.

Won't happen. Kate wants to be the queen for 80 years after she kills off William. You know how those people of Royalty act! LOL

Really hope Prince Charles has a few years as King.

But as an American.....I just do not get it!?

Let's hope they get divorced before they get married, that will save me and my fellow tax payer's £48 million..

Anyone see a pre-nup in their prophetic dreams?