the corniest pick up lines

whats your corniest pick up line

on the beautiful scale it goes 1 to you

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Coffee? Tea? Shower with me?

You make my teeth sweat...

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You are what you eat, and in the morning i want to be you.

Stupidest line ever ><

Hey baby, wanna wrestle?

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you have no idea how hard that made me laugh

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Wanna be the cheese to my mac?

Found a batch of em'

Line Attempts Successes

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

Do you want to see something swell?

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Pardon me, are you in heat?!

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

So, you're a girl huh?

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats fiv e.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

You make my software turn to hardware!

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

No woman in distress can resist a heroic man from the Internet:


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That sure is brave of you to post a pic of urself...Adam.

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he - care to join me for breakfast

She - Sounds good to me.

He - Should I call you or nudge you.

Here's a good pirate pickup line!

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Which amazingly I have gotten a few times, and my reply is always yes, it did hurt when I dug my way up from _ _ _ _ lol

If I told you, you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Hey nice shoes, wanna f_ _ _?

Can I butter your biscuit?

Three of the worst lines ever imo.

Trowa

Sorry to DP but lets not forget the classic

Da^n girl, that must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that.

That is all, I'll be here all week.

Trowa

Trowa got to the "would you hold it aginst me" one before me. There's also

You must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day!!

I've seemed to have lost my phone number.....can I have yours

If I got a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

the corniest line I've ever used went something along the lines of:

"ahhh....those eyes.....*melting*"

And it worked. Nearly a decade later - she's still here.

I've got photographic evidence to back it up....


Just scroll down & look at what I caught that day I went *fishing*

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