Originally posted by camaro68ss
Zombies are coming some day and you all know it! dont kid yourselfs!

The outbreak is always going to start in CA. Get yourself out of there and over to the UK and we can form a secure commune. I'll supply the blades and you supply the bangs.

Dear god have you been watching the walking dead on 5?
Relax your in more danger from a live person than a dead one - unless the dead one is running like the infected in 28 days later. HA HA!!!!

The Katana will get stuck in a skull or two and cost you time, along with the two hunting knives.

The bow is good thought. Never try to melee Zombies unless its absolutely necessary.

Originally posted by MiTS1965

Originally posted by Wulfric
Nope! A katana goes blunt within 5 strikes or so, the sharper it is the faster it goes blunt.

Katanas are the sharpest blades on the planet. The steel is folded up to 400 times for flexibility and given a solid steel core for rigidity.

Are you a zombie?

He is not using a real katana. It must be one of those spanish knockoffs or something.

Originally posted by Taffygirl
Dear god have you been watching the walking dead on 5?
Relax your in more danger from a live person than a dead one - unless the dead one is running like the infected in 28 days later. HA HA!!!!

You do realise this is a tongue-in-cheek thread don't you?

I actually have bought all the weapons I mentioned in the OP because the people I work with found out I frequented ATS so I thought I'd put the s***s up them by pretending to be a survivalist.

I offered to bring them all in to show them and you'd be surprised how quick they were to say no.

Originally posted by sonofliberty1776

Originally posted by MiTS1965

Originally posted by Wulfric
Nope! A katana goes blunt within 5 strikes or so, the sharper it is the faster it goes blunt.

Katanas are the sharpest blades on the planet. The steel is folded up to 400 times for flexibility and given a solid steel core for rigidity.

Are you a zombie?

He is not using a real katana. It must be one of those spanish knockoffs or something.

Oh, but I am! Its a hand-forged, genuine Japanese katana.

You zombie B*****d!!!

cutting and slashing a zombie is the last thing you want to do people

blood can enter your body through the eyes ears and mouth.

blood splatters and blood sprays

and in confined areas good luck swinging it.

stick with a gun 2 in the chest and 1 in the head for the medicore shots

for marksman just 1 in the head will suffice.

and remember people take the high ground any elevated postion and bring the rain

the lead kind.

Obviously I know its tongue in cheek. Did you not notice the 'ha ha'?

Originally posted by TheOneElectric
The Katana will get stuck in a skull or two and cost you time, along with the two hunting knives.

The bow is good thought. Never try to melee Zombies unless its absolutely necessary.

The katana won't. Its a slashing weapon. The hunting knives might which is why I should start looking at something like a Bowie knife or a stilletto. Not the shoe though, that would just be daft.

personally i'd opt for boobytraps. get a couple friends together and a nice locale, set up some wire traps, spikes, fire/electricity zones, the amount of traps you can use is only as endless as your will to live! keep the shotties for after!

Originally posted by neo96
cutting and slashing a zombie is the last thing you want to do people

blood can enter your body through the eyes ears and mouth.

blood splatters and blood sprays

and in confined areas good luck swinging it.

stick with a gun 2 in the chest and 1 in the head for the medicore shots

for marksman just 1 in the head will suffice.

and remember people take the high ground any elevated postion and bring the rain

the lead kind.

No, no, no... quiet is best. Zombies hearts don't pump so there is no blood splattering about.

YOU WILL LAST 5 MINUTES if you start blasting away at them with guns. Zombies can hear gunshots from up to 10 miles away and will come looking for you.

Take this advice or you will be dead within days!

Originally posted by Taffygirl
Obviously I know its tongue in cheek. Did you not notice the 'ha ha'?

Sorry, I read it as "whaaaawhaaaaa" and grabbed my katana just in case.

I'm watching you!

Originally posted by yourmaker
personally i'd opt for boobytraps. get a couple friends together and a nice locale, set up some wire traps, spikes, fire/electricity zones, the amount of traps you can use is only as endless as your will to live! keep the shotties for after!

That kills the first few zombies.

WHAT ABOUT THE THOUSANDS WHO ARE FOLLOWING THE NOISE???

You are not thinking this through.