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The zombie apocalypse

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posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:33 PM
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Originally posted by camaro68ss
Zombies are coming some day and you all know it! dont kid yourselfs!


The outbreak is always going to start in CA. Get yourself out of there and over to the UK and we can form a secure commune. I'll supply the blades and you supply the bangs.
edit on 26-4-2011 by MiTS1965 because: Spelling



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:34 PM
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Dear god have you been watching the walking dead on 5?
Relax your in more danger from a live person than a dead one - unless the dead one is running like the infected in 28 days later. HA HA!!!!



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:34 PM
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The Katana will get stuck in a skull or two and cost you time, along with the two hunting knives.

The bow is good thought. Never try to melee Zombies unless its absolutely necessary.



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:37 PM
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Originally posted by MiTS1965

Originally posted by Wulfric
Nope! A katana goes blunt within 5 strikes or so, the sharper it is the faster it goes blunt.

Katanas are the sharpest blades on the planet. The steel is folded up to 400 times for flexibility and given a solid steel core for rigidity.

Are you a zombie?
He is not using a real katana. It must be one of those spanish knockoffs or something.



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:42 PM
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Here are two links from a funny website about zombie apocolypse.
this one is how it could happen
www.cracked.com...

this one is why it would fail quickly
www.cracked.com...

both are a pretty good read i think.
edit on 26-4-2011 by lcbjr1979 because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:44 PM
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Originally posted by Taffygirl
Dear god have you been watching the walking dead on 5?
Relax your in more danger from a live person than a dead one - unless the dead one is running like the infected in 28 days later. HA HA!!!!

You do realise this is a tongue-in-cheek thread don't you?

I actually have bought all the weapons I mentioned in the OP because the people I work with found out I frequented ATS so I thought I'd put the s***s up them by pretending to be a survivalist.

I offered to bring them all in to show them and you'd be surprised how quick they were to say no.



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:47 PM
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Originally posted by sonofliberty1776

Originally posted by MiTS1965

Originally posted by Wulfric
Nope! A katana goes blunt within 5 strikes or so, the sharper it is the faster it goes blunt.

Katanas are the sharpest blades on the planet. The steel is folded up to 400 times for flexibility and given a solid steel core for rigidity.

Are you a zombie?
He is not using a real katana. It must be one of those spanish knockoffs or something.

Oh, but I am! Its a hand-forged, genuine Japanese katana.

You zombie B*****d!!!



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:50 PM
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cutting and slashing a zombie is the last thing you want to do people

blood can enter your body through the eyes ears and mouth.

blood splatters and blood sprays

and in confined areas good luck swinging it.

stick with a gun 2 in the chest and 1 in the head for the medicore shots

for marksman just 1 in the head will suffice.

and remember people take the high ground any elevated postion and bring the rain

the lead kind.



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:51 PM
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Obviously I know its tongue in cheek. Did you not notice the 'ha ha'?



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:52 PM
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Originally posted by TheOneElectric
The Katana will get stuck in a skull or two and cost you time, along with the two hunting knives.

The bow is good thought. Never try to melee Zombies unless its absolutely necessary.


The katana won't. Its a slashing weapon. The hunting knives might which is why I should start looking at something like a Bowie knife or a stilletto. Not the shoe though, that would just be daft.



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:58 PM
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personally i'd opt for boobytraps. get a couple friends together and a nice locale, set up some wire traps, spikes, fire/electricity zones, the amount of traps you can use is only as endless as your will to live! keep the shotties for after!



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:58 PM
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Originally posted by neo96
cutting and slashing a zombie is the last thing you want to do people

blood can enter your body through the eyes ears and mouth.

blood splatters and blood sprays

and in confined areas good luck swinging it.

stick with a gun 2 in the chest and 1 in the head for the medicore shots

for marksman just 1 in the head will suffice.

and remember people take the high ground any elevated postion and bring the rain

the lead kind.

No, no, no... quiet is best. Zombies hearts don't pump so there is no blood splattering about.

YOU WILL LAST 5 MINUTES if you start blasting away at them with guns. Zombies can hear gunshots from up to 10 miles away and will come looking for you.

Take this advice or you will be dead within days!



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 05:59 PM
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all my guns have silencers and i have a few hundred thousands of rounds


no worries here man

ps shhhhhhhh but i have a few hundred pounds of tannerite too but keep that on the downlo
edit on 26-4-2011 by neo96 because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 06:01 PM
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Originally posted by Taffygirl
Obviously I know its tongue in cheek. Did you not notice the 'ha ha'?


Sorry, I read it as "whaaaawhaaaaa" and grabbed my katana just in case.

I'm watching you!



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 06:03 PM
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Originally posted by neo96
reply to post by MiTS1965
 


all my guns have silencers and i have a few hundred thousands of rounds


no worries here man

ps shhhhhhhh but i have a few hundred pounds of tannerite too but keep that on the downlo
edit on 26-4-2011 by neo96 because: (no reason given)

You... are... awesome!!!

Can you smuggle that lot into the UK?



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 06:05 PM
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no i am a law abiding citizen of america

you have my condolences of not being able to own them there.



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 06:08 PM
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Sorry, couldn't resist

According to the Bible, God's #1 best-seller:


1 Corinthians 15:52 International Standard Version (©2008)
in a moment, faster than an eye can blink, at the sound of the last trumpet. Indeed, that trumpet will sound, and then the dead will be raised never to decay, and we will be changed.

King James Bible
In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.


There's also some reference in Thessalonians


International Standard Version (©2008) With a shout of command, with the archangel's call, and with the sound of God's trumpet, the Lord himself will come down from heaven, and the dead who belong to the Messiah will rise first.

And let us not forget the fungi that Zombifies ants, wrtoe about it in This Post

'nuff said?



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 06:10 PM
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Originally posted by neo96
reply to post by MiTS1965
 



no i am a law abiding citizen of america

you have my condolences of not being able to own them there.

What the c**p has it got to do with US law? Its ours you'd be breaking. And I wouldn't tell.


To be honest, when the zombie apocalypse happens I don't think any laws will apply. I'll be off to the nearest military base to get as much explosives I can carry in my stolen 4x4.



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 06:13 PM
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ok when the zombies start rising i will dhl you some really good stuff

fair enough?



posted on Apr, 26 2011 @ 06:14 PM
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Originally posted by yourmaker
personally i'd opt for boobytraps. get a couple friends together and a nice locale, set up some wire traps, spikes, fire/electricity zones, the amount of traps you can use is only as endless as your will to live! keep the shotties for after!


That kills the first few zombies.

WHAT ABOUT THE THOUSANDS WHO ARE FOLLOWING THE NOISE???

You are not thinking this through.




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