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Spring of 1964. The last day of my junior year in HS. I'm in a hallway alone and from the other direction comes a guy I had known well in Middle School. We were no longer friends as he had become part of the ruling clique at our school and I hadn't.

So as we pass in the hallway, I begin to say "hows it going" but realizing that it is the last day of school I changed my mind and tried to say "hang in there". It came out "hows it hanging". He smiled at me and turned and said, what? oh oh, it's hanging fine and that was that.

I thought no more about it as summer was upon us and I was off to other places. As the school year opened once again in September, I found that "hows it hanging" had spread to the entire clique and had become the preferred greeting among those in the know. In those days to make such a penis oriented remark in public was still considered risque where I came from. Anyway a month or so into the school year I was hearing it from people in schools across town and all around the area.

So my wife refuses to believe me, and if anyone else knows of the origins of this phrase, I will drop all claims as its author.

"If I could live my life again, there's one thing I'd change... The weather!"

"You are not as think as smart you are!"

"Guys, we're so far behind on so many things. It's time to catch up or it will all catch up to us."

me, earlier today on a fluoride rant

"Don't look down on me, for I am standing next to you. Treasure me as I shall you, memories outlast eternity."

reply to post by Thyhorrorcosmic


"I will gladly be a participant in your circus
If you will always remember
That at some time in the future
You may be a participant in mine."

-Me

"Life is like a million piece puzzle with no picture for referance." ~ Me

When Obama said 'Change will come', we didnt know he meant this...

"EVERYBODY $H!T$ - EVERYBODY STINKS!"

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While there's life, there's hope

Luke Skywalker: "I'm not afraid!"

Yoda: "Yeahhhh. But you will be. You willlllll be."

Life is too short to waste any time watching others live theirs on television!....Me

"A love lost is a bitterness found."
(I made that up when I was trying to make a spin on the hardcore "stay positive!!!"-movement)

"The answer tro every problem lies at the bottom of a bottle. If your current bottle has no solution, move on to the next one!" - Me

We're here only to occupy space!

Sometimes your concepts can be like starlight, you can put them out in to the universe, but it may take some time to reach intelligent life. Me

"Truth is light. It can be blinding at first, painfully so. But when you allow your eyes to adjust, everything is becomes clear."

"Scientists have determined, there is no intelligent life on Earth."

reply to post by sine.nomine


reminds me of something I said once. "Spent time in a dark room, till I couldn't see, so when I seen the light, I thought it was attacking"

good quotes all

"Im the President of the United States....I can do anything I want"....