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posted on Apr, 28 2011 @ 01:58 PM
reply to post by Thyhorrorcosmic

Cheaters win, looser didn't cheat enough. I am a looser.

posted on Apr, 28 2011 @ 02:04 PM
"if i were as beautiful as you, i'd fall in love with myself" -me
guess that's more of a horrible pick up line but i guess it's a quote nonetheless...

posted on Apr, 28 2011 @ 04:55 PM
The greatest disservice Communism has committed on society is to separate the proletariat from the intelligentsia.

posted on Apr, 28 2011 @ 06:58 PM
"You must be Satan because you are HOT as HELL!"
I know. It's a horrible pick-up line.

"If the rich gets richer and the poor get poorer, then obviously the rich has found the way..."

posted on Apr, 28 2011 @ 07:01 PM

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posted on Apr, 29 2011 @ 12:46 AM
"I am not racist, I hate everybody."- Me

posted on Apr, 29 2011 @ 12:54 AM
"In the Future, The Present is History."

posted on Apr, 29 2011 @ 01:04 AM
"I have a brain, I might as well use it"
"Its not complicated ,you just dont know it yet"
"Magic does exist, we are here aren't we ?"
"Id rather have my intestines removed with a wooden kitchen spoon"

posted on Apr, 29 2011 @ 01:07 AM
Never trust a man that does not own a dog or a truck. The truck says he works hard. The dog says he loves. I live by that expression fully.

posted on Apr, 29 2011 @ 04:49 AM
"What time did I go to sleep? I didn't."
"Trust is the first step towards betrayal."
"He's a few monks short of a monastery."

My best friend's personal quote is "my leg hurts", used to weasel out of any question or request (the more illogical the better)
edit on 29/4/11 by HardbeatAcolyte because: added a few

posted on Apr, 29 2011 @ 05:38 AM
The bigger they are, the harder they fall on you.

Even if a clock is stopped, it is wrong 1438 times a day.

The last minute is the busiest time of all.

posted on Apr, 29 2011 @ 09:22 AM
Transfix yourself on injustice and soon you will find hope.

posted on Apr, 29 2011 @ 09:24 AM
"Dance with a daydream, Make love to the sky, Free a fantasy, And watch it fly."

posted on Apr, 29 2011 @ 11:31 AM
"Nothing exists, but everything at once."


posted on Apr, 29 2011 @ 12:16 PM
The military is completly devoid of any intellectuals.

posted on Apr, 30 2011 @ 10:37 AM
"The only sanity we have is knowing the whole world is crazy."-me

posted on Apr, 30 2011 @ 11:32 AM
reply to post by Thyhorrorcosmic

'If you push something hard enough, it will fall over."
-Fudd's Law

..which, upon verification, yielded this:

"If it goes in, it must come out."
-Testlacles Deviate to Fudd's Law

posted on Apr, 30 2011 @ 11:35 AM
reply to post by _ibid

... which, as we all know, is the scientific principle behind the invention of the Pan-Sexual Zircon Encrusted Roto-Plooker.
edit on 30-4-2011 by _ibid because: bad english

posted on Apr, 30 2011 @ 12:10 PM
It was a weekend down in the City Of New Orleans and some close friends and i decided to take a donkey tour of the french quarter. And i remember for the entire ride i was completely and utterly focused on the present moment. Everything seemed so beautiful and amazing, my mind was unbelievably clear and functioning on a level of perception that just made everything around me feel so peaceful and free and flowing.

I remember a specific scene, and after passing a homeless person sitting outside of a banquet building that had a reception with people wearing suites and expensive dresses. At that moment i questioned the thoughts that those people had, and the thoughts of the homeless person. And i remember this specific insight coming to me...which was weird because i don't remember formulating it...

" There is beauty between the chaos of our thoughts"

- My thought adjuster
edit on 30-4-2011 by ATSGUY because: change for the person that really come up with the quote

posted on Apr, 30 2011 @ 03:06 PM
A whistling duck is no good to man nor beast.

Never wipe yer bum with a broken bottle.

never look a gift horse under the tail.

your about as much use as a chocolate kettle.

two hens are worth one in the bush.

mum knows best but dad knows better.

never sh*t on yer neighbours lawn.

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