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How many ATS members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

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posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 12:08 PM
reply to post by Sherlock Holmes

Well this one in particular is easy to solve, The 5 ATS members would simply get 6 trolls to do the work. Sorted!

posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 12:08 PM
Only 1

He will single handedly change the burnt out bulb with a nice, bright, new one.

With this light he may enlighten a small few, but for the rest....

..."It isn't a lightbulb. Its swamp gas reacting with a weather balloon. It only looks like a lightbulb because the picture is upside down."

edit on 25-4-2011 by Mactire because: (no reason given)

posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 12:58 PM

Originally posted by Sherlock Holmes

Originally posted by boncho
I got another one:

One member screws in the lightbulb, the other one says "You know, Tesla invented the lightbulb."

There have been some very good and amusing posts so far, but I particularly like this one.

edit on 24-4-2011 by Sherlock Holmes because: (no reason given)

And another member says, this is wrong, Tesla didn't invent this light bulb. He invented a much better, wireless light bulb. Then scoffs at how retarded it is to have to plug in a light bulb created by the pseudo-inventor thomas edison.

posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 01:13 PM
This is such a breath of fresh air thread

Yet again 0, because it is a sign grab your B.O.B and head for the hills. No really I saw it in a dream and then in my ABC soup.

posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 02:16 PM
You do realize that a lightbulb going out caused the Japan Earthquake and Tsunami?

It's true! Somewhere in California, within 30 seconds before the earthquake a lightbulb went out.

Conicidence? I think not! Same thing happened in Florida with a light bulb and Haiti had that earthquake!

Seems like overwhelming evidence!!

posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 04:53 PM
"Suddenly, in mid-light bulb change, tensions flare as Semper and Nef start arguing about whether or not we should be in Iraq...."

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posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 10:25 PM
I'm guessing... six.

One to announce that it is a fact that the bulb needs changing.

Another to demand links, a third to prepare the rest of us that if the bulb
isn't 'magical' and cannot be hoaxed by those stalwart Knights of
anomalies - MonsterHunters, then we're all gonna die.

The fourth... who is probably the third with a different handle -demands
that the narration of the bulb-changing should be done by Jonathan Frakes.

The fifth-one usually has a great avatar and yet, screws up with using 'your'
instead of 'you're'

Finally a sixth member appears, informs the rest that this SHOULD have
been done by NASA and we all get to call the member a dis-info agent.

Sometimes there is a seventh who just stars and flags it without any input.

posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 11:21 PM
And dont forget the "not so friendly" mod that stops by to off topic someone for dusting off the fixture stating: "it has absolutely nothing to do with the actual changing of the bulb"

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