Only 1

He will single handedly change the burnt out bulb with a nice, bright, new one.

With this light he may enlighten a small few, but for the rest....

..."It isn't a lightbulb. Its swamp gas reacting with a weather balloon. It only looks like a lightbulb because the picture is upside down."

Originally posted by Sherlock Holmes

Originally posted by boncho
I got another one:

One member screws in the lightbulb, the other one says "You know, Tesla invented the lightbulb."

There have been some very good and amusing posts so far, but I particularly like this one.

edit on 24-4-2011 by Sherlock Holmes because: (no reason given)

And another member says, this is wrong, Tesla didn't invent this light bulb. He invented a much better, wireless light bulb. Then scoffs at how retarded it is to have to plug in a light bulb created by the pseudo-inventor thomas edison.

This is such a breath of fresh air thread

Yet again 0, because it is a sign grab your B.O.B and head for the hills. No really I saw it in a dream and then in my ABC soup.

You do realize that a lightbulb going out caused the Japan Earthquake and Tsunami?

It's true! Somewhere in California, within 30 seconds before the earthquake a lightbulb went out.

Conicidence? I think not! Same thing happened in Florida with a light bulb and Haiti had that earthquake!

Seems like overwhelming evidence!!

"Suddenly, in mid-light bulb change, tensions flare as Semper and Nef start arguing about whether or not we should be in Iraq...."

I'm guessing... six.

One to announce that it is a fact that the bulb needs changing.

Another to demand links, a third to prepare the rest of us that if the bulb
isn't 'magical' and cannot be hoaxed by those stalwart Knights of
anomalies - MonsterHunters, then we're all gonna die.

The fourth... who is probably the third with a different handle -demands
that the narration of the bulb-changing should be done by Jonathan Frakes.

The fifth-one usually has a great avatar and yet, screws up with using 'your'
instead of 'you're'

Finally a sixth member appears, informs the rest that this SHOULD have
been done by NASA and we all get to call the member a dis-info agent.

Sometimes there is a seventh who just stars and flags it without any input.

And dont forget the "not so friendly" mod that stops by to off topic someone for dusting off the fixture stating: "it has absolutely nothing to do with the actual changing of the bulb"