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How many ATS members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

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posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 01:34 AM
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least we forget the member who mentions that we wouldn't be having this light bulb problem if all them illegals would stop using the bulb with out permission and bulb use should be limited to citizens.




posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 01:46 AM
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Originally posted by jonibelle
reply to post by Sherlock Holmes
 




This one's easy!
0 of course.
Everyone's too skeptical that there was even a lightbulb there in the first place!


LOL! Op's joke was funny, but this takes the cake!



posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 01:47 AM
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Originally posted by benrl
least we forget the member who mentions that we wouldn't be having this light bulb problem if all them illegals would stop using the bulb with out permission and bulb use should be limited to citizens.



edit on 25-4-2011 by supergod because: rude and opinionated didnt want to offend



posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 03:23 AM
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How many ATS members does it take to change a light bulb?

Zero...

They will just yell from the basement...
Until their mom comes down and changes it...

haha



posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 03:56 AM
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Q. How many ats members does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Whatever the current membership number is, and counting!

----We'll keep them distracted, have them believing that together they are making
progress, working toward a common goal;
While all the while, the lightbulb never comes on......ats management



posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 04:13 AM
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what lightbulb?

where is your evidence?

link please?

pic or it didn't happen.



posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 05:54 AM
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Answer 6

first member notices there is no lightbulb
second member copies first one and claim he saw it first
Third member.Googles light-bulb and provides pictures.
fourth member debunks the pictures after running it through photoshop
fifth member proclaims hoax
sixth member suggests (because it's still dark ) "nothing to see here, move along people"
edit on 25-4-2011 by kennyb72 because: because



posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 07:26 AM
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1 member to screw it in and 1 mod to make sure he didn't hurt the sockets feelings.



posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 08:38 AM
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encore...

Q. How many ats members does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. All members!... One to hold the bulb. The rest to distort the known universe, to
get it to fit nicely around said bulb.



posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 09:06 AM
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Actually, the ATS members would change ALL the lightbulbs in the building- in order to get rid of those pesky NSA listening devices/RFID chip/ HAARP transmitters that we just know TPTB are putting in them....



posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 09:38 AM
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There will need to be one more member on hand to claim that at least half of the other members involved are govt disinfo agents.

And threaten to never post again on the thread.

And continue to post and refuse to let the disinfo point go.

edit on 25-4-2011 by butcherguy because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 09:44 AM
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Update your stats; I just changed two light-bulbs!

-All by myself
edit on 25-4-2011 by nakiel because: it was reasonable...



posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 09:44 AM
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This thread is very funny:

I say it takes 3:

First one changes the lightbulb.

Second one takes shaky, blurry camera phone video of it to post on the latest UFO thread.

Third one grabs the weapons and guards the door in case of Zombie attack until the lightbulb comes back on.

LOL



posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 10:08 AM
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Originally posted by nakiel
Update your stats; I just changed two light-bulbs!

-All by myself
edit on 25-4-2011 by nakiel because: it was reasonable...

Non-photoshopped evidence....
Or it didn't happen!



posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 10:09 AM
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well i always thought that it depended whether it wanted to change !!



posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 10:42 AM
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TWO, first a normal member, to screw in the bulb. Second, me to point out, that just because its a screw-in bulb, does not mean that its something i wish to be probed with.



posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 11:14 AM
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A pragmatic One would just change the light bulb but likely drown in the sea of Others...



posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 11:48 AM
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Cake?



posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 11:51 AM
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The ATS survivalist refuse to change the lightbulb and then give advice on how to live in the woods withought lights.



posted on Apr, 25 2011 @ 11:56 AM
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0 members
I'ts not a lightbulb
It's BlueBeam!!





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