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Originally posted by Sherlock Holmes
Please post your ATS-themed versions of this joke.
Q. How many ATS members does it take to change a lightbulb ?
The 1st member attempts to change the lightbulb.
The 2nd member mentions about the harmful, government regulated chemical emissions that emanate from the bulb.
The 3rd menber philosophises about the existential nature of the light-source and queries whether the lightbulb even exists, let alone whether it emits light.
The 4th member tells us that there is a rogue planet called Nibiru that is on a collision course with Earth, and that changing the lightbulb will only hasten humanity's imminent downfall.
The 5th member - seeing a planeterial object hurtling towards him - says: Aaaaaaaarghhhhhhhh !
No, that wasn't supposed to be particularly funny, but I would be be interested to see any other contributions to this standard, time-honoured joke.
Thanks in advance.
Originally posted by boncho
I got another one:
One member screws in the lightbulb, the other one says "You know, Tesla invented the lightbulb."