Underwear Sales Are Rising. You Know What That Means...

Underwear Sales Are Rising. You Know What That Means...

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Shares of Hanesbrands, Warnaco, Limited and Maidenform are thriving, and two analysts see higher underwear sales as a sign the economy is recovering.

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Hold onto your britches. The economy is just a hot steaming pile of... Well, you catch my drift! With quotes like this:

"People still wanted to spend money. So they could spend money on underwear if they were feeling good about themselves, even though for most people they wouldn’t show that off."

And here I thought, people might be buying loads of underwear in the event they wouldn't be able to wash as regularly.

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I know what it means, more free balling and alot less trouble getting the underwear off the lucky woman

As long as they are thongs, let them laides spend spend spend!

Im supposed to buy underwear when I feel good about myself?

All these years I've just been buying it when old ones fall apart.

Does this mean Ive never been happy with myself?

Oh, dilemma.

Whats under there?

Under where?

LOL.

Yeah, what a load of garbage.

I thought it was more of an indication that the previous gitch had been ruined by skid marks from those who crapped themselves as the Country's net worth and overall value went down the toilet, along with their hopes, dreams and futures . . . .

I guess I was wrong.

People are buying new arse-covers and the mainstream media determined that's the appropriate socio-economic barometer from which they can determine the economy is sound . . . well that and the fact that gas prices are low, cost of living is minimal, people have faith in their political leaders and everything is generally pea . . . .

oh crap . . . ..

Never mind.

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Time to go commando?

Originally posted by Americanist

Underwear Sales Are Rising. You Know What That Means...

www.cnbc.com

Shares of Hanesbrands, Warnaco, Limited and Maidenform are thriving, and two analysts see higher underwear sales as a sign the economy is recovering.

(visit the link for the full news article)

People are crapping their drawers?

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Uh, yeah. Underwear sales going up means it's all oh kay.

Don't worry about hyperinflation, it just LOOKS like that's what's happening. Underwear sales are up, so that MUST be an illusion.

So far I've had 7 good laughs. I had a feeling this would be a fun economic news story... "For me to poop on!!"

I figured by 2012 we'd all be free ballin'

I mean ain't you?

Originally posted by Americanist

Underwear Sales Are Rising. You Know What That Means...

www.cnbc.com

Shares of Hanesbrands, Warnaco, Limited and Maidenform are thriving, and two analysts see higher underwear sales as a sign the economy is recovering.

(visit the link for the full news article)

No. It just means that the Brittney and Paris fads are over.

The gals have finally figured out that after you show it, what's left of my mystic?

I only wear underwear lets see ... .... ... ...
maybe 10% of the time

Originally posted by Redevilfan09
I know what it means, more free balling and alot less trouble getting the underwear off the lucky woman

Oh dam I misread the OP, thats not good at all

Originally posted by Americanist

Underwear Sales Are Rising. You Know What That Means...

www.cnbc.com

two analysts see higher underwear sales as a sign the economy is recovering.

(visit the link for the full news article)

Right... or maybe it means there's a conspiracy with how underwear is advertised subliminally to get more people, specifically men, to buy it in turn causing male fertility(tighty whities) restrictions of the 'crotch area' lowering fertility. Population control!